Every PG-13 fatality from DC vs Mortal Kombat

Like dryhumping, these fatalities are not as good as the real thing but still involve a little blood.  That, and they are both better than nothing.  You’re welcome for the greatest analogy of all time.  I’ll be here all night.

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

Shocktillyoudrop.com has the new poster for the Underworld prequel.   Clearly that is what is pictured above.  The details are as follows: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans opens in theaters on January 23rd to fill in the story gaps and explore what ignited the ongoing conflict between the vampire race and the Lycans seen in Len Wiseman’s Underworld [...]

Brock Lesnar vs…FEDOR?

M1’s offical statement MMA Junkie: M-1’s Official Statement on Brock Lesnar’s victoryM-1 would like to congratulate Brock Lesnar on his UFC heavyweight title victory as well as acknowledge Randy Couture’s return to active competition after a layoff that lasted over a year.  Couture and WAMMA heavyweight champion Fedor Emelianenko had publicly acknowledged a desire to fight each [...]

Ol’ Painless is waiting…with rubberbands?

The song stinks and all the people in the video are creepy. Other than that this is a pretty sweet concept.  A minigun that shoots hundreds of rubberbands. I could threaten dozens of grade schoolers with this thing. Not that I spend time in grade schools. Well, this is awkward.

Dumb Chicks Falling Down Version 6.0 (The Best Yet)

The only thing better than broads falling down is fat middle aged broads falling down. Some of them wiping out toddlers in the process. Don’t take my word for it. Get ready to ROTFLMAOSUCKMYHOG. Click and enjoy.

Big fucking beetle pwns n00b bigger fucking beetle. Bonus! Japanese play by play included!

It’s worth watching for the PBP alone.  The Japanese sound amazing when they are excited, that much is certain.  Special thanks to JapaneseBugFights.com by way of Fark.  This is some high brow shit.

Street Fighter 4 will finally come home.

In what has to be the weirdest video game release this blogger has laid eyes on, Street Fighter 4 looks like it will finally make it’s way into gamers homes early next year. Gamespot has the details on the release date of this whimsical fighter: Between Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix and a new Street Fighter-themed [...]

Funniest Gamestop Commericial You Will See All Day.

Would you pay $450 for this shirt?

I love Bioshock as much as anyone.  I think it’s the best game that has ever been created.  I love buying tshirts also.  I love little girls with needles too.  Wait… That being said, I would not pay 450 dollars for this tan shirt which seems to be the asking price.  It’s up for auction on ebay [...]

Brock Lesnar on MMA Live after becoming champion and what this means for The UFC

I thought Randy would test Lesnar.  I think he did in some areas.  If there is a rematch I’ll pick Couture again. He was wearing the bigger man down against the cage and Brock couldn’t stay on top of the older fighter when they got to the mat.   Randy came in too light and the year off did him no [...]