As some of you may know, I do a little radio show here in the Washington DC area known as the Big O and Dukes show.  We could be given the boot at any moment, but for now it’s a pretty plush gig.  Never in my wildest dreams did I believe that this particular radio show would ever be cartoon worthy.  I knew we were good, but ANIMATION GOOD?  Make sure you give this thing a good rating, because it’s just about the most humbling slice of heaven I have ever happened upon. My favorite part is the audible slurp out of the double gulp that I had that day.  For another great animation based another great radio show click here.

Let’s be honest.  This site isn’t going to get any bigger without a great deal of help.  Lots of readers take it upon themselves to help spread the word by getting our interviews out to the rest of the interweb.  For that I am very appreciative.  There are some nut jobs that take it upon themselves to take it a step further.  Creepy Justin (pictued right in The Fukerton shirt with Dana White) has done more for this site than  I have.  He has always helped book some great interviews (Dan Henderson comes to mind) but this is even a step further. 

Creepy drove down to Fort Bragg for the media day that took place the the day before “Fight for the Troops.”  During that time, he got site ID’s from multiple UFC fighters.  He also got Dana White’s email, and got him on the phone to let this blogger shoot the shit with the most powerful man in mixed martial arts.  I’m not saying that all of you should do what he did…well yes, I am saying that actually.  Point being that it does not go unnoticed when some does something to help spread the word on this site which I work very hard on.  If you’re going to be some place cool, why not wear a Fukerton shirt?  If you like an interview, put it in a message boardand if you’re going to kidnap Shawn Johnson, why not put her in a dufflebag and drop her off in front of my apartment?   Peep the sweet vids below.  The quality of the Dana one is rough, but it’s still pretty damn cool.

Sent to The Fukerton by our good friend Lips Vendrell. Please wait for “Goddamnit get that dumb bitch….FUCKIN A!” It really doesn’t get any better.

I find this hilarious.  I was born 65 years too late.  If you were allowed to shoot at your wife with a rife back during the depression, then meet me at the graveyard with a shovel cause I’m digging up FDR.  Check out this hilarious description of the above epic:

Husband tests bullet proof glass with his wife. Shot in the early thirties, a man with a rifle tests an early version of bullet proof glass by having his wife hold the glass to her face while he shoots at her.

Romance was not dead back then.

It’s a tough time for most people out there, but there is a shitload to be thankful for.  If your sucking air with a roof over your head, you’re not doing so bad.  We live in the best country ever, economy aside and for that I am thankful.  We here at the Fukerton have done our share of griping this year, but not this Thanksgiving.  I am very thankful for my loved ones, job, possesions and reasonably good health.  Let’s all get up and eat a ton of food, watch some bad football and get shitfaced.  Even if your family is annoying the hell out of you, be glad you are not alone.  If you are alone, be glad you don’t have a family around annoying the hell out of you. 

We here at TheFukerton.com wish you and yours the very best on Turkey day, and join me in extending a huge middle finger to all the dullards lining up in front of Wal-Mart and Circuit City Friday morning at 4am.  Those people should be thankful I’m not there waiving a pistol around.   Have a great time buying a crappy TV for 20 dollars cheaper than you could buy it the next day. Aside from those baffoons,  Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Thanks for checking my site out from time to time and may your holidays pwn n00bs.

The song stinks and all the people in the video are creepy. Other than that this is a pretty sweet concept.  A minigun that shoots hundreds of rubberbands. I could threaten dozens of grade schoolers with this thing. Not that I spend time in grade schools.

Well, this is awkward.

The only thing better than broads falling down is fat middle aged broads falling down. Some of them wiping out toddlers in the process. Don’t take my word for it. Get ready to ROTFLMAOSUCKMYHOG. Click and enjoy.

Click the image above to get the official shirt The Fukerton.  Thanks to Brian Crane for putting together such a SICK design off of my random, nonsensical ideas.  James from Colorworks and Curtis Bowman did a phenominal job getting it up and running.  These shirts are really nice, actually too nice for such a lame blog.  Check em out and see for yourself.

The Fukerton is in atlantic city for the Junkies Poker open.  Several new posts are in the works, we are just a bit over loaded right now.  Check back later on today, and again, sorry for the lack of action here on the interwebs best blog names after ass eating.

Leave it to an ESPN anchor to look unprepared and misinformed in an interview that I would kill to have.  Dana White in person.  So, Michael Kim, the biggest fight in UFC history is days away, and you spend half your time with White talking about Kimbo Slice?  Kimbo slice who got knocked the fuck out?  Kimbo Slice that has no job?  I love Slice, but what the SHIT does he have to do with Brock Lesnar taking on Randy Couture?  Way to bring up UFC 100, btw.  The UFC has 3 mega fights coming up including GSP vs Penn, but you bring up a PPV that’s months away. 

Kudos to Mr. President for saying that Kimbo on the cover of ESPN the Magazine made him ill.  Saying that on ESPN proves he’s not going to kowtow to this network for media coverage.  Shame on ESPN for sticking a huge interview on ESPN 2 on a limp dick show like First Take that no one watches.  This should have been on the 6pm Sportscenter at the very least.   If White is willing to give them studio time, why is not on Rome is Burning, PTI and Sportscenter?