One would ask one’s self why one would attempt to drive a two wheel drive vehicle up an icy ramp if one had the knowledge that it was indeed a two wheel drive vehicle. One might ask that. But that would mean one was not familiar with the sisyphus like plot of Blue Shorts: The Cursed one. A man so inept that nothing good could EVER happen in his life without him finding someway to negate it with his own cretinism.
This poor Limp dicked, pink faced, finger chewing, voice cracking, knot headed, clumsy muskox, date rapist of co-workers cannot catch a break. My heart goes out to you, Short Dick.
Gotta give an extra plug to the bar that stepped up to the plate. January 2nd, 2010. The first appearance of the new decade. Join Ol’ Thad out at Grevey’s in Falls Church Virginia for UFC 108: Evans vs Silva. This joint is perfect for our needs. They have good food, no cover and reasonably priced drinks. It’s the perfect place for us to watch the fights.
I’m gonna be very honest though. We have to make it worth their while to have us back. Come out and watch the fights for free and show Grevey’s that Ol’ Thad and his friendos come out to watch the UFC. We all know what we have been through trying to find a place to watch these fights together. This is a GREAT opportunity to find a home base to watch the UFC.
We will have tickets to give away to the UFC Fight Night in Fairfax that is taking place January 11th at the Patriot Center. Just another reason for you to saunter your silly ass down to Grevey’s.
There was no point in plugging these videos before because they were so hopelessly lost on the stations website that no one could watch them if they wanted to. Now they are featured prominently on the front page so they have become video periodicals of note. Ol’ Slacks just asked me to bullshit once a week about things I find interesting, and that’s what I do best. Enjoy! Or don’t. Who gives a shit?
The most unrelenting, mindless force on the Planet. And then there’s the ocean. Filmed on location in Nags Head, NC at mile marker 10. Starring Blue Dick, Sven Lloyd, Walgreens, The Sand Serpent and Brad Fukes. Camera work and editing by Sam Klemz or “That Dude that Attacked Emily Krall” as we call him.
Ray? The Hurricane? Ali? The Aviator? None of those really captured the subject in his entirety. This film does. Ladies and Gentlemen. The Fukerton is proud to present to you The Life and Times of Othman Bouchareb. (We don’t know how to say his name either.)
I remember watching this when it happened. I am old, but that doesn’t mean this isn’t beyond hilarious. Take special note of the bottom lip dancing toward the end. Your knee is going to take a pounding.
Im very excited about this. The next step is to have some purple drank with Jamal Anderson, Bubba Sparxxx and Antwan André Patton. I think I have earned that.
Couple throw aways here. These are two short videos that we made on the way up to Philly for UFC 101. Nothing earth shattering, just thought I would post them. Drab, Othello, Naveed and I had just stopped at the Delaware house when this first one was recorded:
…and we had just crank called Othello’s ex-girlfriend in this video. We also had suffered under the assumption that she was an attractive girl. That changed after we saw a pic.
The title really says it all. A man-boy with no tact, no common sense, no filter and a pink face. Blue Shorts won’t stand up to his mother, but he will make those of us that champion his cause looks like rubes. Screw him, and the horse he rode in on.
