This asshole would have slept till 4pm every day if we would have let him. How do we know? Well, he told us.

Most people know Ol’ Thad goes down to the lovely Outer Banks of North Carolina a few times a year. He often opens his arms to have his friendos accompany him down. Most spit in his face (Shaky Knee, Othello, Ryan Osborne, Drab T Shirt) but the few that do come down are a part of something special. The Trash Plate Clique.

Sven Lloyd, a TPC veteran, accompanied us down to the beach again this time around. He would have slept till 4 if he was allowed to. We developed a daily bit to make sure he was awake by certain hour. Keep in mind, he had been through this 3 times before and STILL reacts this way.

This is my 10 minutes of shame out at L.A Bar & Grill. It actually went fairly well and the turnout was great. My friendo Roger Podacter was nice enough to tape my set. Apologies for the assholes talking in the background, but at least you didn’t have to do bad standup with all that ruckus going on. Stand up is hard as shit, but the sympathetic audience really helped. That’s why I encourage all of you to come see me & real comedian Danny Rouhier do the whole thing again out at Arlington Cinema Draft House this Sunday!

Thanks for the support, friendos.  There is no fucking way I could do anything like his without it.  One day I’ll open for Lil’ Jimmy and it will all be worth it.

It’s a dirty business. Radio. It can lead to dangerous games, dangerous people & even murder! Watch as a group of workers in this tawdry business pass the time the only way they know how…risking their LIVES!

As a new home owner, one has to make sure one’s home doesn’t smell like portable toilet in a third world country. For me, that means I have to do some painting and I’m not very good at it. Got a quick video update from the den of ineptitude.

This subject matter of this video is how lame and woman like a certain house guest of mine turned out to be. At least he didn’t lie about writing a nationals blog while he was really in Bethesda with a chick he doesn’t really like. I need to get some new friends…

I needed to head up to the radio station to get access to a fax machine. Who faxes anymore, for God’s sake? Anyway, here is a quick explanation as to why I am a loser and things are not ideal for old Fukes…

One would ask one’s self why one would attempt to drive a two wheel drive vehicle up an icy ramp if one had the knowledge that it was indeed a two wheel drive vehicle. One might ask that. But that would mean one was not familiar with the sisyphus like plot of Blue Shorts: The Cursed one. A man so inept that nothing good could EVER happen in his life without him finding someway to negate it with his own cretinism.

This poor Limp dicked, pink faced, finger chewing, voice cracking, knot headed, clumsy muskox, date rapist of co-workers cannot catch a break. My heart goes out to you, Short Dick.

Gotta give an extra plug to the bar that stepped up to the plate.  January 2nd, 2010.  The first appearance of the new decade.  Join Ol’ Thad out at Grevey’s in Falls Church Virginia for UFC 108: Evans vs Silva. This joint is perfect for our needs. They have good food, no cover and reasonably priced drinks. It’s the perfect place for us to watch the fights.

I’m gonna be very honest though. We have to make it worth their while to have us back. Come out and watch the fights for free and show Grevey’s that Ol’ Thad and his friendos come out to watch the UFC.  We all know what we have been through trying to find a place to watch these fights together.  This is a GREAT opportunity to find a home base to watch the UFC.

We will have tickets to give away to the UFC Fight Night in Fairfax that is taking place January 11th at the Patriot Center. Just another reason for you to saunter your silly ass down to Grevey’s.

There was no point in plugging these videos before because they were so hopelessly lost on the stations website that no one could watch them if they wanted to. Now they are featured prominently on the front page so they have become video periodicals of note. Ol’ Slacks just asked me to bullshit once a week about things I find interesting, and that’s what I do best. Enjoy! Or don’t. Who gives a shit?