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Gaming can get you a job with IBM:

Gaming can get you a job with IBM:

Not my words, The BBC’s:

David Laux who is the global executive in charge of games and interactive entertainment at IBM. Admittedly it’s not a company you would naturally associate with gaming, but they have a business stake in all of this. The company says its aim is to help the industry leverage IBM’s products in developing games and cutting overall costs.

While this is not mega new, Mr Laux reiterates the fact that the stereotypical spotty loner gamer is far from reality as is the belief that gaming turns people into dead heads.

Of course you realise pretty quickly how hoary that line is when you consider that the Electronic Software Association reports that 65% of American households play computer or video games and that 63% of parents believe games are a positive part of their children’s lives.

Depending on the type of game someone is playing, and the amount of time dedicated to that task, Mr Laux says the gamer will develop certain desirable skills.

“We have found across the board, if you look at different categories of games, they all have the ability to develop unique skills.

“That’s from the casual games which improve memorisation and the ability to discern details, to console games and shooter games that develop rapid decision making and to role playing games like the World of Warcraft that are very unique in producing leadership skills.”

All these skills are “directly transferable to a real life environment,” Mr Laux told me.

To better illustrate his point he talked about his 11-year-old daughter who came up against a problem while playing a game called Zoo Tycoon where the player is “challenged to build the most healthy and vibrant zoo possible.”

“Dad she says, “Should I hire a new janitor for my zoo?” Sure I said, go ahead,” explained Mr Laux.

“And then she said she couldn’t afford it out of her current income but really wanted to invest into capital improvement. She said if she didn’t then people wouldn’t come to her zoo because it will get old.

“And I said well why not hire the janitor and fire him when you are done.

“Well I could do that but if I do that then employee morale will go down and productivity will go down and it may cost more in the long run she said.”

Mr Laux said his daughter was still in grade school while grappling with these real life issues.

“I said holy cow, these are concepts I was having a tough time grasping until I got out into the real world. These kids are learning hard skills like business skills but also soft skills like how to interact with people, to communicate effectively, to articulate quickly and make rapid decisions.”

For the players of the World of Warcraft, Mr Laux is especially complimentary.

“The game produces tremendous leadership skills among players. It teaches you how to evaluate risk, build teams for specific tasks and it also teaches individuals not to over react if they are not selected for a specific task.”

The reason Mr Laux says is because these players “understand their skill set might not be right for the overall success of the whole team. This is about putting the group first and achieving a common goal.”

All of which is tremendously good news to WoW devotees who are getting it in the neck according to a report this week in the New York Times.

It said that players are being told not to mention their love of the game if they are in the market for a new job.

The paper reports that there is a belief that because players log as many as 30 hours a week on the game, they can’t really commit 100% to a job because “their focus is elsewhere.”

With its 11.5 million users, that surely must strike them as stone age thinking right there.

So lick my balls.

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Rednecks unite.  The song that will be played at our funeral has arrived.

Rednecks unite. The song that will be played at our funeral has arrived.

Fuck you if you don’t like Nickelback. Are they original? No. Does all their shit sound the same? Yes. No aurgument. Their music is slickly produced, catchy and fun to listen too. Them covering ZZ Top is something very cool. Even if you have fallen into the ironically trendy sentiment of hating on this band, listen to this song. It’s a great cover of a great song.

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Legends of Wrestlemania gets cover art

Legends of Wrestlemania gets cover art

Did you guys know ESPN.com has a video games section?  They do.  Thats where I found the picture to the left.  Right here.  The greatest wrestling game to ever come home to the consoles, barnone was WCW vs NWO Revenge.   Ninterndo 64, FTW again. I have bought several of the Smackdown vs Raw offerings and none have ever really stacked up to that epic title.  For some reason, wrestling games seem to have gotten worse as technology has progressed. WWF Wrestlefest in the arcade, anyone?  Hard to get much better than that. 

Despite my griping, the idea of a game revolving around the classic characters throughout the history of the WWE sounds pretty damn good to me.  These are guys that could entertain and perform in the ring.  They were not given their jobs because they had 8 pack abs and a chiseled jaw.  As dreamy as that sounds, it has harmed the industry more than it has helped.  Anyone believe Chris Masters would have ever been on Raw if he looked like the Big Bossman?  This all ties into why I am pissed with this cover to the left.  The choice to have Hogan and Andre on the cover makes perfect sense.    Jimmy Hart and The Brain are perfect as well.  It’s the other two gentleman that don’t add up.

What the shit are Austin and The Rock doing on the cover of a “Legends” game?  Both of those guys still appear on WWE programming from time to time and both of them are not even 10 years removed from competing on WWE programming on a daily basis.  I love Stone Cold and I love the Chosen one, but they don’t belong anywhere near the cover of this game.  Where is The Macho King?  Where is Hacksaw?  Where is the Warrior?  JYD?  Honky Tonk Man?  Ted Dibiase?  King King Bundy?  Superfly?    The list is endless.  If they make a “Wrestling used to be really good in the late 90’s and early 2000’s” game,  then Austin and Maivia deserve to be on the cover with DX.  Until then, keep them out of my childhood, because they were not there for it.

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WE’RE NOT WORTHY.

WE’RE NOT WORTHY.

As some of you may know, I do a little radio show here in the Washington DC area known as the Big O and Dukes show.  We could be given the boot at any moment, but for now it’s a pretty plush gig.  Never in my wildest dreams did I believe that this particular radio show would ever be cartoon worthy.  I knew we were good, but ANIMATION GOOD?  Make sure you give this thing a good rating, because it’s just about the most humbling slice of heaven I have ever happened upon. My favorite part is the audible slurp out of the double gulp that I had that day.  For another great animation based another great radio show click here.

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What is pepsi doing?

What is pepsi doing?

What the fuck is this all about?  Look, I love Pepsi.  From Pepsi Free to Crystal Pepsi.  From Pepsi One to Holiday Spice Pepsi.  I’ve used all of it for lube when I am treating my penis like hostile witness.  Usually Pepsi is the one brand name that I think handles their marketing and advertising in the most unique and entertaining manner possible. (Anybody rememberTHIS COMMERCIAL??  Speaking of self abuse…)

Point being if anyone on the planet is sympathetic to the Joy of Pepsi, it’s those of us here at the Fukerton.  That being said, we have no idea what the fuck is going on with what is pictured to the right here.  It looks like the Summer’s Eve logo.  I don’t know if this this is supposed to be a delicious carbonated beverage or if it’s going to cure my yeast infection.  One of the real problems I have is that my number one soda is not even pictured in this New World Order.  Pepsi One.  With the packaging for the other sodas being this homoerotic, I am worried that there will just be a giant dildo on the wrapper for Pepsi One.  That and is it THAT hard to spell out “Mountain” on the bottle of “Mountain Dew?”  That’s not very extreme.

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Yeah, I’ll take a #2, super-sized…an apple pie…and can you molest my son?”

Yeah, I’ll take a #2, super-sized…an apple pie…and can you molest my son?”

What.  The.  Shit?

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More than meets your foot…

More than meets your foot…

 

 

 

 

Nerds everywhere are throwing their shoes into the nearest body of water in wasted attempt to land these sweet kicks.  While I don’t think you can actually wear these mind bottling Nikes, they would make a pretty sweet addition to any chick repeling collection.  Trust me, I’m not throwing stones.  I would like to sodomize myself with a cross training decepticon more than anyone.

Designboom.com has more pics of these fly sneakers.   As someone that grew up in the era where these things first gained notority, I take some measure of satisfaction in how relevant they still are.  It’s nice to not feel dated just yet.

*Editors Note: Yes, I am aware the term is “mind boggling.”  Please watch Blades of Glory and get back to me.  Sheesh.*

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Is Metal Gear Solid coming to the Xbox 360?

Is Metal Gear Solid coming to the Xbox 360?

Gamespot has an interesting article regarding the teaser image above that appeared on Konami’s home page.  My progression in gaming was a Sony-free one.  Nintendo, SNES, Nintendo 64, Sega Dreamcast, Xbox then Xbox 360.  I owned a PS2 and a PSP, each for about 4 or 5 months and never really understood the undying fanboydom surrounding that particular brand and their systems.   I am intrigued by the Metal Gear franchise and I would love to see it make its way over to the system that I currently own.  Here are the details, maybe you can judge for yourself: 

What we heard: Rumors of an Xbox 360 version of Metal Gear Solid 4 have been bouncing around for years. (Remember this one?) More recently, the last few months have seen whispers of the first Metal Gear Solid, released for the original PlayStation in 1998 and PC in 2000, making its way onto Xbox Live.

Now, both rumors have been restoked with a vengeance by a teaser page on the Konami site. Posted just as the Friday workday ended–a common publicity tactic by publishers to “build buzz” over a weekend–the teaser page bears a single line of text saying, “A next Metal Gear is…” Above the garbled English is an equation of sorts that has an upside-down exclamation point being added to a right-side-up exclamation point.

The sum of the two symbols appears to be a power button that looks extremely like Xbox 360’s on/off switch, and the entire equation is the same neon green as the Xbox 360 logo. The resulting spectulation has many-a-fanboy apoplectic, since Final Fantasy XIII and Tekken 6’s multiplatform moves make MGS4 one of the few remaining third-party PS3 exclusives. However, a close look at the PS3 will show it has the same symbol on its power button, just above a green (and blue) light when the console is turned on. Given that it is, in fact, the universal logo for power switch on electronics, the Wii has one as well.

The official story: As of press time, US Konami reps had not responded to requests for comment.  

Bogus or not bogus?: Not bogus that some sort of new Metal Gear project is being teased. However, the fact one of the exclamation points is upside down may point to a third, non-Xbox 360 possibility…that the game in question is a third Metal Gear Acid. The PSP spin-off series uses an inverted exclamation point as a substitute “i” in its title, just like the one in the equation.

First of all, that is not an inverted exlamation point in the Metal Gear Acid Logo.  It’s a regular one. See for yourself.  Secondly, I just turned on my Xbox and that logo looks exactly like the one that lit up nice and green.  I had a PS3 and I own a Wii.  They are similar, but claiming that what we see in the above image could be a symbol for the PS3 is ludacris.  If so, then why is is neon green?  I guess the real question would be why WOULDN’T Konami want to end the exclusivity with Sony?  There are more 360’s than PS3’s in homes across America, and with the price drop they are selling faster as well.  I think that the Playstation will survive, it has too large a fanbase not to.  I do think they will eventually lose all of their exclusives as they mostly have already, do to the head start Microsoft got on the next gen.

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Cole Train: The Perfect Pitchman

Cole Train: The Perfect Pitchman

I would eat this cereal every morning for breakfast if Augustus Cole would chainsaw his way through the wall of my house.  BTW, cast Terry Tate as the Cole Train in the Gears movie right now.  He does a little HGH and he looks exactly like his gaming counterpart.   Good Shit.

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If Dinner is Cold, She Doesn’t Get the Glass to Hold.

If Dinner is Cold, She Doesn’t Get the Glass to Hold.

I find this hilarious.  I was born 65 years too late.  If you were allowed to shoot at your wife with a rife back during the depression, then meet me at the graveyard with a shovel cause I’m digging up FDR.  Check out this hilarious description of the above epic:

Husband tests bullet proof glass with his wife. Shot in the early thirties, a man with a rifle tests an early version of bullet proof glass by having his wife hold the glass to her face while he shoots at her.

Romance was not dead back then.

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