If you don’t like women with plump dumpers, this isn’t the blog for you. We here at the Fukerton have not only based most of our lives around them, but named the blog after them. Well, the process of swan diving into them, anyways. Laura Dore has been featured HERE before. And for good reason. Enjoy this vid. We think Miss Dore will show up on the RodKast soon enough.  A rag full of chloroform and a chubby DJ awaits…

These pics are not new, but they are new to us here at the Fukerton.  If you are not familiar, meet our new one seed:  Laura Dore. I’m not sure where this young lady has been all my life, but shes going to be getting one of my pinkies in the mail. 

Look, I don’t know what’s happening in the world today.  Black and Latina women have always cornerned that market on giant asses.  The “whooty” phenomenon, (or white chicks with big asses) is something that we are still trying to wrap our brains around as God fearing Americans.  Something is in the water.

I think the real turning point was the admittance from men that a giant ass is nothing to be ashamed of.  In fact it should be lauded.  That led to girls that would stop tying sweaters around their waist to cover those two canned ham’s.  No more hooded sweatshirts covering up those firm, bulbous hanches.  Let em wobble, wobble and then shake it, shake it.  Let em drop it, drop it and then take it, take it.  It’s a new day gentlemen.  The day of the assman is apon us.  Cosmo Kramer would be proud.

I dont know anything about this broad. I’ve been told she is a klingon sprinter or some shit. I just know that this video makes me want to take up high diving, and I’m not talking water sports if you are following my trail of breadcrumbs. Jeff Hardy would impressed by the swanton bomb i would perform into this poor woman’s haunches. I would look like Schmegal by the time I finally got out of that thing. Bravo!!

No Words will be adequate enough to add anything to this.  Just thanks to Smoking Section for posting this pictures of some Latin women’s cricket team. They would have to send a St. Bernard to find me in one of those turd cutters. Give me a big ass over a big rack 10 times out 10. If you give me both, that’s ok too.