Nerds everywhere are throwing their shoes into the nearest body of water in wasted attempt to land these sweet kicks.  While I don’t think you can actually wear these mind bottling Nikes, they would make a pretty sweet addition to any chick repeling collection.  Trust me, I’m not throwing stones.  I would like to sodomize myself with a cross training decepticon more than anyone.

Designboom.com has more pics of these fly sneakers.   As someone that grew up in the era where these things first gained notority, I take some measure of satisfaction in how relevant they still are.  It’s nice to not feel dated just yet.

*Editors Note: Yes, I am aware the term is “mind boggling.”  Please watch Blades of Glory and get back to me.  Sheesh.*

Hendo is a class act and was very forthcoming.  Big thanks to Justin for booking the interview and Arron from Clinch Gear.   That’s a classy buisness and they deseve you patronage.  In this interview Dan addresses his upcoming fight with Rich Franklin, whether or not Mayhem Miller is really retired and if Brock Lesnar deserves to be UFC Heavyweight Champion.   Good Shit.

I ask any website picking up this interview to please link the article directly and not just the youtube video.  I make it a priority to give credit to every site I reference and all I ask in return is the same courtesy.  Thank you.

I love Bioshock as much as anyone.  I think it’s the best game that has ever been created.  I love buying tshirts also.  I love little girls with needles too.  Wait…

That being said, I would not pay 450 dollars for this tan shirt which seems to be the asking price.  It’s up for auction on ebay which you can view by clicking here.  I don’t know why the little sister is wearing some sort of diving mask, and I don’t know why they changed her name to “Dead Sucker.”  Seems a little over the top.  The description doesn’t seem to justify the face raping asking price, but maybe that’s just me.

It’s a Little Sister as they are known in the game and have since taken on another look from this early design. No tears, holes, no blemishes, no odors at all on this guy~! I was lucky enough to receive this as a gift from Liz at 2K Games while I was an active member of the forum there. The shirt is brand new, has never been worn or tried on, and while it does say Extra-Large on the inside of the shirt, the cloth white tag with more details on washing was removed prior to me getting it in the mail. I will also include the packaging it came it which has the return address from 2K Games for proof that this is not a screenprinted replica or copy.. it is the real deal and will probably be worth more later down the road but I have bills to pay! My apologies for the last auction, one bidder notified me of a shill bidder on another auction so I cancelled their bid and blocked them… if you have - (negative) or zero feedback, please do not bid on this as I will cancel your bid and block you from any further bidding. If you truly would like to win this item and have less then 10 positive feedback, please email me prior so I don’t cancel your bid and block you by default.

The seller seems a little douchey, doesn’t he?  That coupled with the fact that I could get roughly 30 blowjobs down at the Point in Charm City for this price is enough to make me stay away.

Fucking Nike, man. They make their shoes in sweatshops, but damned if they don’t make a great commercial.  First there was this one with Shawn Merriman and Stephen Jackson directed by Michael Mann (Heat, Miami Vice, this stirring in my pants).  Guess who directed this new Nike commerical with LaDainian Tomlinson and Troy Palomalu?  None other than David Fincher.  Heard of him?  You fucking should have.  He directed Se7en, Fight Club, The Game, Alien 3 and Zodiac.  Cock of the Walk, that guy is. 

I have watched this commercial 25 times, nearly cried once.  I wept openly the other 24 times.

Star Wars is the biggest thing since what I got going on inside these form fitting dunagrees. Hate it or not, no movie franchise has trascended generations like the OG Star Wars Trilogy. Nothing has moved as much product, sold as many tickets and slung as many DVD’s as The Holy Trilogy. Lord of the Rings can eat a dick compared to Greedo, Tarkin and the Boys. Star Wars is King.

In that vein, the brilliant people at Marc Ecko have really out done themselves this time. Check out some of these designs. This is the only time when I would not be surprised to see Kenny Florian or Thiago Silva wear a Star Wars shirt to the ring. The common misconception is that all people that are into Empire and Jedi and nerds. That’s bull shit. Anyone from the age of 15-50 is into these movies and these shirts are for them. Normal ass people that just enjoy a good space pirate blasting his way out of a cantina.

Autoblog.com has more details on the Nike Hyperdunks that I would club a dolphin to strap around my dogs.  There is a better picture of the actual shoes a few posts down, but Kobe climbing out of Doc Browns greatest invention is epic. 

The perennial All-Star posed for pics and signed shoes for the first 10 fans lucky enough to score a pair. Lest you think a special-edition sneaker launch like this is no big thing, know that there were people lined up outside the joint for as long as 24 hours.

This totally makes up for Kobe cheating on his wife, getting accused of rape, running Shaq out of town, demanding a trade on the radio then taking it back, and flopping in the finals this year.  If I could get a video of Kobe smashing into a truckload of manure, the circle of life would be complete.

Can’t go much more than a day without a Back to the Future related story.  The other day it was Old Biff fisting a hooker behind the 80’s cafe.  Scooped those mo’s over at TMZ on that sumbitch.  Today it’s the coolest, if not most over-priced set of kicks I have seen in a while.  They dont tie themselves like they do in BTTF2, but some genious as gizmodo.com found these gems on ebay.  The Nike Hyperdunk.

Only 350 pairs of these Nike Hyperdunks have been produced, with the color of the Nike shoes that Marty McFly wears in Back to the Future II, with a glow in the dark soles. Apparently people were camping out for 24 hours to get these in Santa Mónica, so you can be sure that they will be big collector items.

350?  That’s not nearly enough.  There are lots of people like me that have miserable lives and like to lose themselves in Christopher Lloyd’s hair and the stain on Mad Dog Tannen’s shirt.  Watch out for that spittoon Mad Dog!!  Oh he never listens!