This is by far the best shirt were have ever put out. Gotta thank Brian Crane for the great artwork and James from Colorworks for getting it up.

Bonus, everyone that buys the new shirt and posts of picture of themselves wearing it will get an old school black and red Big O and Dukes shirt. While supplies last.

Click HERE to order the new threads.

Mafiamania.  It’s been running wild since 2008, but never more than today.  Celebrate the new monday night wars with your very own admission that YOU are a Mafiamaniac.  This redshirt featues that brand new “Mafiamania” logo on the front will the fullsize OG triple OG Main Street Mafia logo on the back.  Let people know you have good taste whether you are coming or going.

Click HERE to pick up yours. Show the Mafia respect or they will take it from you.

Sons of Anarchy is the best show on TV. You haven’t watched it? Get on it.  What do we do here at the Fukerton when we like something?  We rip them off and try to make it all about us.  Have to thank Lyrias, Beau Schembechler and James from Colorworks for helping put this gem together.  Perfect for any fan of SOA, The Fukerton, The Rodkast or Rob Cahill.

The Main Street Mafia?  The Radio show? The swingingest dicks in the game walk the halls of 10800 Main St.  Become a part of Dogwood Originals.  The Men of Mayem.  The Sons of Main Street, Fairfax Charter.  Don’t ever let us see you walk in our clubhouse with out your Cut, old man.  We might have to burn a tattoo off your back.  Click the picture above to get yours.  Makes a great Kwanza gift.

Ol’ Thad went to GMU. He goes to Patriots’ games. You do to? WEIRD! Do us both a favor. Pick up this sweet RodKast shirt featuring the colors of Northern Virginia’s pride. Wear it to the game to promote your favorite low rent radio show. Take a pic and show it to us and you may even win a prize. No collection is complete without this latest edition, chosen by the listeners of the Kast.

Get yers by clicking HERE.

It’s not just whoring a product.  It’s recruiting you into our promotional plague.   These 4 zilches display what is proper attire to wear to local sporting events.  RodKast shirt, team hat.  Drab is on his way to a ‘Zards game.  Shaky Knee is a Rocking the Red.  Blue Shorts can’t wait to go watch the new pitching phenom and Beau is glutton for punishment.  Point being?  You can support DC sports and support the RodKast at the same time.  How, you ask?

Buy a RodKast shirt. They are cheap.  Wear it to a football/basketball/baseball/hockey game.  Take a pic.  Post it on the Fukerton.  Post it on the facebook page. Post it on twitter. Help promote the team and theshow and you may just win a prize.  We got cool shit laying around here, like tickets, shirts and video games.  We shoudn’t have to bribe you.  But we will.

We do the show for free.  You promote the show for free?  We’ll consider it even.  We may even send you a prize. You like sports, you like The RodKast, click HERE.

Hey friendos.  Little whoring here from us at the Fukerton.  In order to make room for the new RodKast shirts, the Fukerton and MSM shirts are coming down.  There are a few left over so if you wanted one, now is the time. I wear both of these shirts all the time and they are both still in great condition.  The list for the sizes left are as follows:

This is your last chance to be a part of history! Click HERE if you are interested. If not, we are still cool.

One of my favorite destinations on the barrier island.  The Outer Banks Brewing Station has great beers that challenge the pallet  and can give any seasoned beer drinker pause.  We were very happy to catch up with the Brewmaster of said institution: Scott Mayer.  We discussed all things beer and brewing and what it’s like to try and do it in such a remote location  To read more about Scott and his place of work, visit him when you are in Kill Devil Hills and lift a pint.  Of course until you can get away, why don’t you just click here.

Nerds everywhere are throwing their shoes into the nearest body of water in wasted attempt to land these sweet kicks.  While I don’t think you can actually wear these mind bottling Nikes, they would make a pretty sweet addition to any chick repeling collection.  Trust me, I’m not throwing stones.  I would like to sodomize myself with a cross training decepticon more than anyone.

Designboom.com has more pics of these fly sneakers.   As someone that grew up in the era where these things first gained notority, I take some measure of satisfaction in how relevant they still are.  It’s nice to not feel dated just yet.

*Editors Note: Yes, I am aware the term is “mind boggling.”  Please watch Blades of Glory and get back to me.  Sheesh.*

Hendo is a class act and was very forthcoming.  Big thanks to Justin for booking the interview and Arron from Clinch Gear.   That’s a classy buisness and they deseve you patronage.  In this interview Dan addresses his upcoming fight with Rich Franklin, whether or not Mayhem Miller is really retired and if Brock Lesnar deserves to be UFC Heavyweight Champion.   Good Shit.

I ask any website picking up this interview to please link the article directly and not just the youtube video.  I make it a priority to give credit to every site I reference and all I ask in return is the same courtesy.  Thank you.

I love Bioshock as much as anyone.  I think it’s the best game that has ever been created.  I love buying tshirts also.  I love little girls with needles too.  Wait…

That being said, I would not pay 450 dollars for this tan shirt which seems to be the asking price.  It’s up for auction on ebay which you can view by clicking here.  I don’t know why the little sister is wearing some sort of diving mask, and I don’t know why they changed her name to “Dead Sucker.”  Seems a little over the top.  The description doesn’t seem to justify the face raping asking price, but maybe that’s just me.

It’s a Little Sister as they are known in the game and have since taken on another look from this early design. No tears, holes, no blemishes, no odors at all on this guy~! I was lucky enough to receive this as a gift from Liz at 2K Games while I was an active member of the forum there. The shirt is brand new, has never been worn or tried on, and while it does say Extra-Large on the inside of the shirt, the cloth white tag with more details on washing was removed prior to me getting it in the mail. I will also include the packaging it came it which has the return address from 2K Games for proof that this is not a screenprinted replica or copy.. it is the real deal and will probably be worth more later down the road but I have bills to pay! My apologies for the last auction, one bidder notified me of a shill bidder on another auction so I cancelled their bid and blocked them… if you have – (negative) or zero feedback, please do not bid on this as I will cancel your bid and block you from any further bidding. If you truly would like to win this item and have less then 10 positive feedback, please email me prior so I don’t cancel your bid and block you by default.

The seller seems a little douchey, doesn’t he?  That coupled with the fact that I could get roughly 30 blowjobs down at the Point in Charm City for this price is enough to make me stay away.