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Gaming can get you a job with IBM:

Gaming can get you a job with IBM:

Not my words, The BBC’s:

David Laux who is the global executive in charge of games and interactive entertainment at IBM. Admittedly it’s not a company you would naturally associate with gaming, but they have a business stake in all of this. The company says its aim is to help the industry leverage IBM’s products in developing games and cutting overall costs.

While this is not mega new, Mr Laux reiterates the fact that the stereotypical spotty loner gamer is far from reality as is the belief that gaming turns people into dead heads.

Of course you realise pretty quickly how hoary that line is when you consider that the Electronic Software Association reports that 65% of American households play computer or video games and that 63% of parents believe games are a positive part of their children’s lives.

Depending on the type of game someone is playing, and the amount of time dedicated to that task, Mr Laux says the gamer will develop certain desirable skills.

“We have found across the board, if you look at different categories of games, they all have the ability to develop unique skills.

“That’s from the casual games which improve memorisation and the ability to discern details, to console games and shooter games that develop rapid decision making and to role playing games like the World of Warcraft that are very unique in producing leadership skills.”

All these skills are “directly transferable to a real life environment,” Mr Laux told me.

To better illustrate his point he talked about his 11-year-old daughter who came up against a problem while playing a game called Zoo Tycoon where the player is “challenged to build the most healthy and vibrant zoo possible.”

“Dad she says, “Should I hire a new janitor for my zoo?” Sure I said, go ahead,” explained Mr Laux.

“And then she said she couldn’t afford it out of her current income but really wanted to invest into capital improvement. She said if she didn’t then people wouldn’t come to her zoo because it will get old.

“And I said well why not hire the janitor and fire him when you are done.

“Well I could do that but if I do that then employee morale will go down and productivity will go down and it may cost more in the long run she said.”

Mr Laux said his daughter was still in grade school while grappling with these real life issues.

“I said holy cow, these are concepts I was having a tough time grasping until I got out into the real world. These kids are learning hard skills like business skills but also soft skills like how to interact with people, to communicate effectively, to articulate quickly and make rapid decisions.”

For the players of the World of Warcraft, Mr Laux is especially complimentary.

“The game produces tremendous leadership skills among players. It teaches you how to evaluate risk, build teams for specific tasks and it also teaches individuals not to over react if they are not selected for a specific task.”

The reason Mr Laux says is because these players “understand their skill set might not be right for the overall success of the whole team. This is about putting the group first and achieving a common goal.”

All of which is tremendously good news to WoW devotees who are getting it in the neck according to a report this week in the New York Times.

It said that players are being told not to mention their love of the game if they are in the market for a new job.

The paper reports that there is a belief that because players log as many as 30 hours a week on the game, they can’t really commit 100% to a job because “their focus is elsewhere.”

With its 11.5 million users, that surely must strike them as stone age thinking right there.

So lick my balls.

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Legends of Wrestlemania gets cover art

Legends of Wrestlemania gets cover art

Did you guys know ESPN.com has a video games section?  They do.  Thats where I found the picture to the left.  Right here.  The greatest wrestling game to ever come home to the consoles, barnone was WCW vs NWO Revenge.   Ninterndo 64, FTW again. I have bought several of the Smackdown vs Raw offerings and none have ever really stacked up to that epic title.  For some reason, wrestling games seem to have gotten worse as technology has progressed. WWF Wrestlefest in the arcade, anyone?  Hard to get much better than that. 

Despite my griping, the idea of a game revolving around the classic characters throughout the history of the WWE sounds pretty damn good to me.  These are guys that could entertain and perform in the ring.  They were not given their jobs because they had 8 pack abs and a chiseled jaw.  As dreamy as that sounds, it has harmed the industry more than it has helped.  Anyone believe Chris Masters would have ever been on Raw if he looked like the Big Bossman?  This all ties into why I am pissed with this cover to the left.  The choice to have Hogan and Andre on the cover makes perfect sense.    Jimmy Hart and The Brain are perfect as well.  It’s the other two gentleman that don’t add up.

What the shit are Austin and The Rock doing on the cover of a “Legends” game?  Both of those guys still appear on WWE programming from time to time and both of them are not even 10 years removed from competing on WWE programming on a daily basis.  I love Stone Cold and I love the Chosen one, but they don’t belong anywhere near the cover of this game.  Where is The Macho King?  Where is Hacksaw?  Where is the Warrior?  JYD?  Honky Tonk Man?  Ted Dibiase?  King King Bundy?  Superfly?    The list is endless.  If they make a “Wrestling used to be really good in the late 90’s and early 2000’s” game,  then Austin and Maivia deserve to be on the cover with DX.  Until then, keep them out of my childhood, because they were not there for it.

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Is Metal Gear Solid coming to the Xbox 360?

Is Metal Gear Solid coming to the Xbox 360?

Gamespot has an interesting article regarding the teaser image above that appeared on Konami’s home page.  My progression in gaming was a Sony-free one.  Nintendo, SNES, Nintendo 64, Sega Dreamcast, Xbox then Xbox 360.  I owned a PS2 and a PSP, each for about 4 or 5 months and never really understood the undying fanboydom surrounding that particular brand and their systems.   I am intrigued by the Metal Gear franchise and I would love to see it make its way over to the system that I currently own.  Here are the details, maybe you can judge for yourself: 

What we heard: Rumors of an Xbox 360 version of Metal Gear Solid 4 have been bouncing around for years. (Remember this one?) More recently, the last few months have seen whispers of the first Metal Gear Solid, released for the original PlayStation in 1998 and PC in 2000, making its way onto Xbox Live.

Now, both rumors have been restoked with a vengeance by a teaser page on the Konami site. Posted just as the Friday workday ended–a common publicity tactic by publishers to “build buzz” over a weekend–the teaser page bears a single line of text saying, “A next Metal Gear is…” Above the garbled English is an equation of sorts that has an upside-down exclamation point being added to a right-side-up exclamation point.

The sum of the two symbols appears to be a power button that looks extremely like Xbox 360’s on/off switch, and the entire equation is the same neon green as the Xbox 360 logo. The resulting spectulation has many-a-fanboy apoplectic, since Final Fantasy XIII and Tekken 6’s multiplatform moves make MGS4 one of the few remaining third-party PS3 exclusives. However, a close look at the PS3 will show it has the same symbol on its power button, just above a green (and blue) light when the console is turned on. Given that it is, in fact, the universal logo for power switch on electronics, the Wii has one as well.

The official story: As of press time, US Konami reps had not responded to requests for comment.  

Bogus or not bogus?: Not bogus that some sort of new Metal Gear project is being teased. However, the fact one of the exclamation points is upside down may point to a third, non-Xbox 360 possibility…that the game in question is a third Metal Gear Acid. The PSP spin-off series uses an inverted exclamation point as a substitute “i” in its title, just like the one in the equation.

First of all, that is not an inverted exlamation point in the Metal Gear Acid Logo.  It’s a regular one. See for yourself.  Secondly, I just turned on my Xbox and that logo looks exactly like the one that lit up nice and green.  I had a PS3 and I own a Wii.  They are similar, but claiming that what we see in the above image could be a symbol for the PS3 is ludacris.  If so, then why is is neon green?  I guess the real question would be why WOULDN’T Konami want to end the exclusivity with Sony?  There are more 360’s than PS3’s in homes across America, and with the price drop they are selling faster as well.  I think that the Playstation will survive, it has too large a fanbase not to.  I do think they will eventually lose all of their exclusives as they mostly have already, do to the head start Microsoft got on the next gen.

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Cole Train: The Perfect Pitchman

Cole Train: The Perfect Pitchman

I would eat this cereal every morning for breakfast if Augustus Cole would chainsaw his way through the wall of my house.  BTW, cast Terry Tate as the Cole Train in the Gears movie right now.  He does a little HGH and he looks exactly like his gaming counterpart.   Good Shit.

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The Top 10 Hottest Chicks in Video Games?

The Top 10 Hottest Chicks in Video Games?

Game Daily is usually pretty lame.  I feel like it is run by non-gamers trying to capitalize on the passion and strength of the video game community.  For instance, how the shit can you have a list of the hottest broads in video games and not include Cammy? I admit, this Ivy broad from Soul Caliber is pretty bodacious, but Cammy did crazy things to my loins.  I remeber pausing Super Street Fighter to try and catch those buttocks the right angle. 

Of course, I’m a pervert but I have to think some other degenerates did the same.   I can’t be the only one that beat off to chicks with zeppelin sized boobs that wore thongs to fight ninjas and green monsters.  I treated my hog like the terrorists treated Leonardo Dicaprios fingers in Body of Evidence when I saw Cammy do that spinning kick.  Now that I think of it, Chun Li had a dumper on her for days as well.   The king snake for my money was Orchid from Killer Instinct.  I Randy Savaged my privates several times to her ultra kombo, let me tell ya.  Enough bad puns, time to wail away looking at old video game photos.  My life is in now way sad.  They are not all fap-worthy, but for the entire list click here.  I’m very interested in some of these fictional women and their memory card slots.  Okay that was the last one, I promise this time.  Really.

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Every PG-13 fatality from DC vs Mortal Kombat

Every PG-13 fatality from DC vs Mortal Kombat

Like dryhumping, these fatalities are not as good as the real thing but still involve a little blood.  That, and they are both better than nothing.  You’re welcome for the greatest analogy of all time.  I’ll be here all night.

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Street Fighter 4 will finally come home.

Street Fighter 4 will finally come home.

In what has to be the weirdest video game release this blogger has laid eyes on, Street Fighter 4 looks like it will finally make it’s way into gamers homes early next year. Gamespot has the details on the release date of this whimsical fighter:

Between Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix and a new Street Fighter-themed pinball table for Pinball FX, Capcom’s hallmark fighting franchise has been getting a lot of play in the news lately. But what fisticuffs-enthused gamers really want to hear about is when they’ll be able to start the pilot light on their hadoukens in Street Fighter IV.

Today, Capcom delivered that news, saying Street Fighter IV will launch for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 on February 17. European gamers will be able to don their gis three days later on February 20. The game has been available in Japanese arcades since July, with a few cabinets popping up in various US coin-ops since August.

Street Fighter IV is both a departure from and a return to the series’ roots. The game eschews the franchise’s classic 2D fighting formula in favor of stylized 3D visuals, but the roster of characters includes the entire original cast of Capcom’s Street Fighter II, as well as a number of new additions. Capcom made no mention of the PC edition of the game, and had not responded to requests for comment as of press time.

Did you catch that part about how you can play it in Japan already but only in a few US cities?  There is no excuse for that.  I know asian dudes dominate at Street Fighter, and I know there are more arcades still in existence in Japan.  Why the hell wouldn’t you throw one of these in a bar next to the Golden Tee machine?  Every 30 year old in the bar would be crowded around this thing betting their asses off and drunk as hell.  It would be a fucking gold mine.  People love getting sloshed and playing bar video games like Big Buck Hunter and Target Toss Pro.  Why wouldn’t they want to play a game that brings back such fond memories like Street Fighter?  Missed opportunity by Capcom but at least we are going to be able to Tiger Uppercut our asses off in 2009.  See you there.

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Funniest Gamestop Commericial You Will See All Day.

Funniest Gamestop Commericial You Will See All Day.

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Would you pay $450 for this shirt?

Would you pay $450 for this shirt?

I love Bioshock as much as anyone.  I think it’s the best game that has ever been created.  I love buying tshirts also.  I love little girls with needles too.  Wait…

That being said, I would not pay 450 dollars for this tan shirt which seems to be the asking price.  It’s up for auction on ebay which you can view by clicking here.  I don’t know why the little sister is wearing some sort of diving mask, and I don’t know why they changed her name to “Dead Sucker.”  Seems a little over the top.  The description doesn’t seem to justify the face raping asking price, but maybe that’s just me.

It’s a Little Sister as they are known in the game and have since taken on another look from this early design. No tears, holes, no blemishes, no odors at all on this guy~! I was lucky enough to receive this as a gift from Liz at 2K Games while I was an active member of the forum there. The shirt is brand new, has never been worn or tried on, and while it does say Extra-Large on the inside of the shirt, the cloth white tag with more details on washing was removed prior to me getting it in the mail. I will also include the packaging it came it which has the return address from 2K Games for proof that this is not a screenprinted replica or copy.. it is the real deal and will probably be worth more later down the road but I have bills to pay! My apologies for the last auction, one bidder notified me of a shill bidder on another auction so I cancelled their bid and blocked them… if you have - (negative) or zero feedback, please do not bid on this as I will cancel your bid and block you from any further bidding. If you truly would like to win this item and have less then 10 positive feedback, please email me prior so I don’t cancel your bid and block you by default.

The seller seems a little douchey, doesn’t he?  That coupled with the fact that I could get roughly 30 blowjobs down at the Point in Charm City for this price is enough to make me stay away.

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Gaming does exactly what we all knew it was doing.

Gaming does exactly what we all knew it was doing.

I hate always being right.  It’s a terrible burden.  As a few of you may know I do a radio show in DC.  I have been in fights with every program director I have ever had about gaming and whether or not it is worthy of discussion on the air. Not only is the median age for gamers in europe 33 years old, but anyone that has picked up the sticks in the past 5 years know these games are not being made for kids.  Couple that with a fact that the economy world wide is falling into the Kohler Toilet, but gaming is somehow growing at a steady clip. Game Spot with proof of the scripture I have been preaching. Can I get an Amen?:

US gaming industry sees 18 percent year-over-year growth to $1.31 billion; Fable II tops software, Wii retains hardware crown.

Remember when January 1, 2008, rolled around and the Dow Jones Industrial Average was hanging around 13,000? Yeah, that was nice. And then, after months of steady decline, October arrived, and stock markets around the world walked hand-in-hand off a cliff.

So how did US gamers react to having the value of their 401(k)s noisily deflate like an unknotted balloon? Surprisingly, they barely batted a lash, according to the NPD Group’s measure of October gaming hardware, software, and accessory sales. In sharp contrast to September’s negative growth, the NPD reported today that the gaming industry pulled in $1.31 billion in October.

US VIDEO GAMES INDUSTRY - OCTOBER 2008
Software: $697M (+35%)
Hardware: $495M (+5%)
Accessories: $120M (-8%)
Total Games: $1.31B (18%)

Microsoft’s Xbox 360 continued to see a sales bump in relation to price cuts made in September, with the console selling 371,000 units across its three SKUs. “The price reduction on the Xbox 360 is paying dividends at retail as the platform realized a 7 percent unit sales increase over September,” said Frazier. “Keeping in mind that September was a five-week month while October had four, the sales pace increased 33 percent.”

Amen.

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