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If Dinner is Cold, She Doesn’t Get the Glass to Hold.

If Dinner is Cold, She Doesn’t Get the Glass to Hold.

I find this hilarious.  I was born 65 years too late.  If you were allowed to shoot at your wife with a rife back during the depression, then meet me at the graveyard with a shovel cause I’m digging up FDR.  Check out this hilarious description of the above epic:

Husband tests bullet proof glass with his wife. Shot in the early thirties, a man with a rifle tests an early version of bullet proof glass by having his wife hold the glass to her face while he shoots at her.

Romance was not dead back then.

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Ol’ Painless is waiting…with rubberbands?

Ol’ Painless is waiting…with rubberbands?

The song stinks and all the people in the video are creepy. Other than that this is a pretty sweet concept.  A minigun that shoots hundreds of rubberbands. I could threaten dozens of grade schoolers with this thing. Not that I spend time in grade schools.

Well, this is awkward.

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Here come the Judge, Here come the Judge.

Here come the Judge, Here come the Judge.

Meet the newest member of the Fukerton family.   The Judge.  What’s better that a pistol that shoots big bullets?  A pistol that shoots big bullets and shotgun shells.  Are you a meat eating, God fearing American?  If so, get ready to swat at your rod cause it’s gonna burst through those slim fit dungarees you bought last week.  A wise man once said: “You never want to stand in front of a Judge, son.”  It seems that man was correct in more than one way.  Ok, so I made that quote up, but it sounded good in my brain.  Cut me some slack, I’m fired up.  Details courtesy of our good friends at Taurus International:

The “Taurus Judge® ” is so named because of the number of judges who carry it into the courtroom for their protection. Capable of chambering both .410 2-1/2″ shotshell and .45 Colt Ammunition, this amazing combo gun is ideal for short distances - where most altercations occur, or longer distances with the .45 Colt ammo. We have finely tuned the rifling to spread the shot pattern at close quarters or to guide the .45 cal. bullet to the target. Fully customized with fixed rear sights, fiber optic front sights and Taurus Ribber Grips®, the “Taurus Judge” is one decision-maker that lays down the law.

A gun in every room equals a safe house.  So sayeth the book of Fukerton.  I haven’t had a chance to break this sweet piece of iron in yet, but I plan on it.  Most likely helping Frank Castle in apprehending The Kingpin.  This monster was the same price as my Glock 19, so I would say it’s quite a  value.  Let me know if you know of an outdoor range, because there’s nothing like firing off a few rounds with nothing between you and God.  America.  Fuck Yeah.

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Guns are safe and great. Idiots are not.

Guns are safe and great. Idiots are not.

I’ve always thought so.  Owning a firearm is not only legal, it’s yer civic duty as an American as far as I’m concerned.  Robert A. Heinlein said: “An armed society is a polite society.  Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.”  Wise words.  Don’t agree with them?  Ask yourself this: if you were a criminal and you knew everyone on a certain block owned a firearm, would you break into those houses?  No, you would go into Chicago or the District of Columbia where the local government does everything they can to deny you your constitutionally protected right to bear arms.

I love it when studies back up what I’ve always known.  When respected Universities shoot down the culture of fear and ignorance that surrounds firearms.  House frows and yentas that try and tell you that if you own a gun, you’re going to blow your foot off.  At best.  Well that doesn’t seem to be the case according to a study done by two different U’s of M

The University of Michigan and University of Maryland study also shows that tighter regulation of gun shows does not appear to reduce the number of firearms-related deaths.  The researchers analyzed data from Texas and California, chosen because they are the nation’s two most populated states, have large numbers of gun shows, and are at opposite ends of the spectrum regarding gun show regulation. California has some of the most aggressive gun show regulations, including background checks for all gun show purchasers and a 10-day waiting period to obtain the firearm. Texas has no similar regulations.

“The absence of gun show regulations does not increase the number of gun-related deaths as proponents of these regulations suggest,” said Jacob, director of its Center for Local, State, and Urban Policy (CLOSUP).

No shit?  So places where people are educated about firearms and have more gun shows…have LESS crime?  So when the commoners have the ability to shoot back at the bad guys it leads to less crime?  That’s mind blowing.  Really.  It’s most likely all bunk.  From some NRA publication right?  Funded by Glock or Sig or Bushmaster?  Oh wait, the article appeared Science Daily.  Click and see for yourself.  Anyone that wants to ban American citizens owning firearms needs to take a history lesson and a gun safety class.  Or just lock the door, and hope they don’t have blasters.

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