As some of you may know, I do a little radio show here in the Washington DC area known as the Big O and Dukes show.  We could be given the boot at any moment, but for now it’s a pretty plush gig.  Never in my wildest dreams did I believe that this particular radio show would ever be cartoon worthy.  I knew we were good, but ANIMATION GOOD?  Make sure you give this thing a good rating, because it’s just about the most humbling slice of heaven I have ever happened upon. My favorite part is the audible slurp out of the double gulp that I had that day.  For another great animation based another great radio show click here.

This frantic little monkey has interesting things and insightful commentary to give.  Wait, that’s not right, he just wants to say the name of the show he somehow slimed his way into over and over.  I don’t know anything about “Greeny” as a person.  I’m sure he’s a good dude and a good dad.  What I do know is he will not SHUT THE FUCK UP for TWO SECONDS.  Mike Golic is stealing checks, because he doesn’t have to talk on his own fucking show.   Greenberg isn’t even saying anything, he’s just running his mouth. 

Why would you want a guy that played big time college and pro football to say anything on morning show on ESPN RADIO???  Why would you want that when you can have an annoying little spaz drone on and on about the Jets, himself and say Mike in Mike in the Morning 72 fucking times in one show.  I would say it’s a 4 hour show, but it’s not.  35 minutes of content per hour at the MOST is what they have to provide, and half of that is filled with plugs and repitition of the title of said show by Greenberg.

If you don’t believe me, watch the video above.  This is a montage from ONE FUCKING SHOW.  72 times. October 3rd, 2008.  If this type of thing is for you, god bless.  It’s not for me.  I like opinions and a few yucks from my radio shows.  If I want a high pitched, nasally prick with hair like Lt. Dignam, I’ll watch the Departed at double the speed.  Put Tony Reali on the morning show, ESPN radio and ditch this prig.

I love America, and I love people that do great things for America.  I am fucking sick of Michael Phelps.  Swimming is the lamest sport on record.  Where is the defense?  Where is the Ball?  Where is the rear naked choke?  Where is the beanbag going through the hole for 3 points? 

Golf sucks, but at least there are points.  Tennis blows but at least you are playing against someone, one on one.  There are balls in tennis too.  It’s not Phelps fault his sport sucks.  I’ll just be happy when these retarded sports we pretend to care about in the Olympics go away. Then we can go back to arguing over whether Bill Bellicheck is an asshole or a curmudgeon.

 From Kimbo Slice’s biggest fan, Luke Thomas @ Bloody Elbow:

TODAY on “MMA Nation” we’ll be talking to Sherdog writer and radio personality Jordan Breen. He’ll be giving us an exclusive look into the Brad McCray situation and why he was ultimately released from Sherdog after only 5 weeks on the job.

We’ll also be talking to WAMMA Chief Operating Officer Michael Lynch and legendary fighter/coach Pat Miletch. I’ll ask them about how WAMMA plans to succeed in a world where the UFC doesn’t acknowledge their existence.

In the entire second hour, Seph Smith (Sambo black belt, Judo brown belt, BJJ purple belt under Lloyd Irvin) will join us in studio to technically breakdown the fights on the Affliction and UFC cards.

“MMA Nation” airs every Saturday 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. on 106.7 WJFK. To listen live over the Internet, go to WJFK’s website and click “Listen Live“.

Number to call: 800-636-1067

That station sucks and I hate MMA.  But if you’ve got nothing better to do, tune in and treat your body like an amusement park.  There is no better source for Korean Drunken Boxing Tourneys.

I seem to be the only one though.  I saw the thing, it’s pretty good.  Way too long, but it’s a good flick.  The comparisons to “Heat” and “The Godfather and “The Departed” are preposterous, but it’s a decent movie. Everyone else on earth thinks this thing is Titanic, Spider Man 3 and Shrek 2 rolled into one. Superhero Hype has the box office numbers for the midnight screenings.They are impressive.

Warner Bros. Pictures’ The Dark Knight broke the record for a 12:01 a.m. film opening, earning an unprecedented $18,489,000 at the box office, it was announced today by Dan Fellman, President of Domestic Distribution, Warner Bros. Pictures. That total does not include the grosses from the subsequent 3:00 a.m. and 6:00 a.m. showings.

I went to see the thing at 3pm on Friday at it was bedlam.  I really had not seen that many people breathing out of their mouths at once since little league.  I wish Heath Ledger had not died.  I would have love to see if this type of thing would have taken place if he had survived.  Look, lets get a hold of ourselves. 

This is a good movie, but it’s not even the best superhero movie I’ve seen.  X-men 2 is easily as good as this thing.  I would say the original Batman and Iron Man are the Dark Knight’s better.  Everyone needs to cross their legs.  Peel 45-55 minutes off this movie and we’ll start talking about whether or not it can be included in the conversation with Burton’s masterpiece.

I was having a gander at some B level MMA blog called bloody tampon or some shit where I saw some clown is ripping of my passion for radio and men pounding each other into submission.  If he talked about potato wedges with melted cheese and bacon, we would a full blown case of identity theft.

Saturday on “MMA Nation” we’ll be talking to UFC lightweight contender Kenny Florian as he readies for the number one contender match with Roger “El Matador” Huerta at UFC 87: Seek and Destroy. “MMA Nation” airs every Saturday 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. on 106.7 WJFK. To listen live over the Internet, go to WJFK’s website and click “Listen Live“.  Number to call: 800-636-1067

I am joshing to be sure.  Luke Thomas is quite a fella and knows almost as much as me about mixed martial arts as I do.  Just be careful, if he thinks you arn’t respecting a no name japanese midget luchador, he’ll throw a chair at you.  KenFlo is a cool dude also and a big guest.  If you remeber, he’s the one that choked out BDK from the Junkies in the Morning.  We can all get behind that.