I know when I want to hear about booze and rape, I got to ONE place and ONE place only. The BSRN.

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To listen to the latest ramblings from a man mere moments away from a diabetic coma, click HERE.

Our buddy Blue Dick had his first couple of interviews today for Blue Shorts radio. One was his favorite fighter: Joseph Benavidez. Have a listen as our own limpdicked, radio neophyte takes his first wobbly steps towards a real life podcast. Good Luck Shorts.

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The BSRN has been on the grind this week for certain! Click HERE for the latest offering.  I’m warning you.  It’s awkward.  Your face will feel hot at some point during the show.

Click HERE to hear Blue Shorts do his best Indiana Jones impression as he digs up the past. For the record, we here at The Fukerton do NOT endorse this topic in anyway, but that’s what makes the Blue Shorts Radio Network biggest loose cannons in the business.  The BSRN says what it wants & has a real problem with acne.  Always remember that.  Now go.  And keep the stitches small…

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One would ask one’s self why one would attempt to drive a two wheel drive vehicle up an icy ramp if one had the knowledge that it was indeed a two wheel drive vehicle. One might ask that. But that would mean one was not familiar with the sisyphus like plot of Blue Shorts: The Cursed one. A man so inept that nothing good could EVER happen in his life without him finding someway to negate it with his own cretinism.

This poor Limp dicked, pink faced, finger chewing, voice cracking, knot headed, clumsy muskox, date rapist of co-workers cannot catch a break. My heart goes out to you, Short Dick.

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Blue Shorts radio spreads it’s wings by tacking football’s biggest subjects. It’s the world wide leader in shorts back for another episode! Click HERE for the latest! (It’s worth a listen if for nothing else to hear how Blue Shorts thinks you say “Groin.”)