We recorded this RodKast last Thursday.  There was no “Chad Dukes RodKast in HD” because we had a walkthough for the new TV show.  If this segment is not a 10 out of 10, keep in mind we had done the radio show, then done the TV show, then come back to the radio station to do the RodKast.  We also had to edit a 45 minute portion out.  I didn’t want to post it at all, but Bartie reminded me we are out of town this Thursday so we figured something was better than nothing.  Hope you can derive some worth.  Thanks for listening.

As always, plenty of naughty language is held within.  Don’t listen if that’s not your bag, baby.  Click HERE to download.

Just a quick RodKast to let off some steam.  Brad, Beau & Bart in attendance.  We update everyone on the movie premiere, talk about Bartie Lang trying to date rape a high school chick & shit on Blue Shorts.  Lots of foul language.  Download if that’s yer bag.

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***UPDATE!!! Seth Petruzelli (The man who knocked out Kimbo) and Tom Lawlor (The man that choked out CB Dollaway) are both coming out for the RodKast WEC viewing party.  Lawlor is fighting the next night at UFC FIght Night in Fairfax, Petruzelli is fighting Ken Shamrock in a few weeks.  Both will be at Afterlife 360.  Creepy justin is a juggernaut!***

Let’s be honest, Direct TV and Versus had kind of boned a lot of people.  Not to worry.  Our friends at Afterlife 360 in Manassas have stepped up again! This Sunday night, January 10th. Come out and watch the fight for free with the Kast of the RodKast. We had a blast on Monday night. The place has great service and unreal specials. Bartie Lang had three meals by himself last time.

Henderson vs Varner should be a war and also our boy Urijah Faber returns to the cage as well. We will have prizes and shit to give away and drinks will be flowing.   Here at The Fukerton we do free radio shows, free kick ass events and give away free shit.  All we ask YOU for is your company.   See you there Sunday night, try and get there early!

Afterlife 360 is located at 8090 Sudley Road, Manassas Virginia, 20109. To follow them on twitter (as you should, they are good people) click HERE.

*UPDATE*
Team Ranger Up will be on site with gear give aways. Check out their sweet as gear on their site by clicking HERE.

“The Load.” This one is brutal.  The foulest language yet, so don’t download it if that’s not yer thing.  It also contains the funniest moment in the history of this short lived “Show.” The Kast would also like to extend our respect to Blue Shorts for really baring all in the name of good radio.  While we are disgusted at times with his behavior, you can’t knock the guys balls for putting himself through this.  Keep in mind that as cruel as it seems, Blue Shorts volunteered all this information.   You are not going to get shit like this anywhere else.  Enjoy.

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Bret Hart returns to the WWE.  Hulk Hogan debuts on TNA Impact.  The RodKast is back in.  You’re back in.  Join us Monday night at Afterlife 360 in Manassas.  We are going to have a viewing party for the coolest night in Wrestling in the past 5 years.  There is no Monday Night Football and the Bowl game will be on as well, so you have excuse.

They are having some SICK food a drink specials that night. We’ll have shirts and shit to give away, but mostly fun will be the prize had by all.  That’s right I said.  Impact starts at 8pm, Raw at 9, so get there early and wear your favorite Old School wrestling shirt.  Or bu a new one, we hear the Main Street Mafia might be out in full force.

Afterlife 360 is located at 8090 Sudley Road, Manassas Virginia, 20109.  You can follow them on twitter by clicking HERE.

Peyton Manning edition. Bartie Lang and I cut into Ryan, Beau, and even Rob Vendrell! We also discuss a bad decision by the infallible one: Dana White. There is filthy dirty language as always, so make sure you use headphones if you are actually working this week like we are. Thanks for downloading as always!

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Sons of Anarchy is the best show on TV. You haven’t watched it? Get on it.  What do we do here at the Fukerton when we like something?  We rip them off and try to make it all about us.  Have to thank Lyrias, Beau Schembechler and James from Colorworks for helping put this gem together.  Perfect for any fan of SOA, The Fukerton, The Rodkast or Rob Cahill.

The Main Street Mafia?  The Radio show? The swingingest dicks in the game walk the halls of 10800 Main St.  Become a part of Dogwood Originals.  The Men of Mayem.  The Sons of Main Street, Fairfax Charter.  Don’t ever let us see you walk in our clubhouse with out your Cut, old man.  We might have to burn a tattoo off your back.  Click the picture above to get yours.  Makes a great Kwanza gift.

Technical difficulties reduced this from an actual Chad Dukes RodKast in HD on the radio to a good ol’ fashion Fukerton Rodkast with filthy, awful, vulgar language. Ol’ Thad, Barther, Flab and SB500 discuss a variety of subjects including Tiger Woods, bad teeth, blowing your load 20,000 times and punching 72 year old men. It’s a rowdy one.

Download the RodKast by clicking HERE. It’s over an hour so give it a second to download. Thanks, and spread the word!

Ol’ Thad went to GMU. He goes to Patriots’ games. You do to? WEIRD! Do us both a favor. Pick up this sweet RodKast shirt featuring the colors of Northern Virginia’s pride. Wear it to the game to promote your favorite low rent radio show. Take a pic and show it to us and you may even win a prize. No collection is complete without this latest edition, chosen by the listeners of the Kast.

Get yers by clicking HERE.

We here at the Fukerton just got a facebook message from one of our friendos named Ryan.  He has donated a few of THESE for prizes at the first two Rodkast appearances. Visteon HD Jump Portable HD Radio Tuners.  I know times are tight and everyone can’t afford to buy a new HD Radio to listen to the new show.  Hopefully this will make it a little easier for a few people.  We have two chances to hang out with the crew that does yer favorite radio show for free.  LA Bar and Grill next Friday the 6th and Play N Trade in Herndon for the Modern Warfare 2 release party that following Monday.

You can view the details by clicking HERE and HERE. We will be giving away HD Radios at BOTH.  That is very cool, thanks again to Ryan for helping us out.  Everyone seems to be chipping in to making the RodKast bigger and better and it warms the cockles.

Ol’ Thad is joined by Beau Schembechler and Ryan from Traffic. I can’t imagine most of you will like this RodKast because the topic is very specific, and you aren’t going to like it. Professional Wrestling! TNA Wrestling has signed Eric Bischoff and the Immortal Hulk Hogan. We decided that it must be discussed. If you’d like to add yer two cents on what effect this will have for the company or on wrestling in general, feel free to leave a comment. Toooooo Sweeeeeeeet!

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Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2 could be the biggest videogame release of all time.  It’s going to be an exciting time for anyone that enjoys gaming.  Our friend Hellbilly at the Play N Trade in Herndon agrees with us and has put together something very cool.  Monday November 9th starting at 10pm, there is going to be a celebration of all things COD.  There will be a Modern Warefare tournament, a World at War: Nazi Zombie tournament with Modern Warfare 2 going on sale at 12:01 on the dot.   Ol’ Thad and Drab T Shirt will be hanging out and Kelz will be playing some kick ass music for you to frag to.

Hellbilly and Play N Trade has supported the Fukerton from the very beginning, so we are headed out to support him. You should too, it’s gonna be a great night for gamers.  You can preorder your copy at Play N Trade now to make sure you get one.  Night vision goggles for the win…

We’re really excited with the new radio show here at the Fukerton.  We would love to hang out with you guys to celebrate.  So that’s what we are going to do.  Friday, November 6th 2009 at 8:00pm.  LA Bar & Grill in Arlington.  It’s the first one of these we’ve done and if it works we will do more.  Don’t make us look like jerks, friendos.

BTW, don’t get put off about that Arlington thing.  This bar is super laid back.  No pretentious Arlington douches allowed.  The whole kast will be there and we hope you will too.  We will have prizes and shit to give out and would love to tip a few with you.  LA Bar & Grill has great food and Magic Hat on draught!  Tough to beat that.  Come on out and support the show.  Hope to see you there and spread the word.  Gotta thank our boy Sean for being such a strong supporter of the show.  He’s helped out Othello quite a bit and really gone above and beyond to get the word out.

A few more details:

Friday, November 6th, 2009 at 8:00pm.

Location: LA Bar & Grill. 2530 Columbia Pike, Arlington, VA 22204

Phone/Website: 703-685-1560 / www.thelabarandgrill.com

Specials: $5 Appetizer Specials from 4:00pmEST-8:00pmEST on Mozzarella Sticks, Potato Skins, Chicken

Tenders, and Bacon or Chilli Cheese Fries and more. Also Magic Hat on special!

It’s not just whoring a product.  It’s recruiting you into our promotional plague.   These 4 zilches display what is proper attire to wear to local sporting events.  RodKast shirt, team hat.  Drab is on his way to a ‘Zards game.  Shaky Knee is a Rocking the Red.  Blue Shorts can’t wait to go watch the new pitching phenom and Beau is glutton for punishment.  Point being?  You can support DC sports and support the RodKast at the same time.  How, you ask?

Buy a RodKast shirt. They are cheap.  Wear it to a football/basketball/baseball/hockey game.  Take a pic.  Post it on the Fukerton.  Post it on the facebook page. Post it on twitter. Help promote the team and theshow and you may just win a prize.  We got cool shit laying around here, like tickets, shirts and video games.  We shoudn’t have to bribe you.  But we will.

We do the show for free.  You promote the show for free?  We’ll consider it even.  We may even send you a prize. You like sports, you like The RodKast, click HERE.

The Todd Collins version of the RODKAST.  It’s in the can and ready for your listening pleasure.  The roster for this one is pretty eclectic.  Robert Cahill, Barther Sand Serpant, Beax Leblanc, The Sea Wasp and Slacks Kinard.  As always there is rampant racism, vulgarity, lewdness, incest and cursing.  Listen at yer risk.

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Click it or ticket, friendo. RodKast 14 is available for your downloading. The roster is Brad, Oh Really, Ryan, and Beau the Bear Jew. Random shit talking about bad podcasts and a small announcement which I will hopefully have more information on in a few days.  There is filthy language and talks of incest, bad hip hop and much much worse so be forewarned.  As always thanks for stopping by and please spread the word!

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The Kurt Warner Rodkast.  Drab T Shirt and Brad Fukes get ol’ Smooth Daddy B on the phone.  Bracken did not only tells us of his wife’s new afternoon radio show on the Fan, but he reviews Pandorum and Zombieland.  We learned what he has been doing, lo these many months.  He also gives us new movie skinny, some of which is distressing.

 It’s also the first time that any of you will get to hear Bracken curse his filthy ass off.  I know it was the first that we here at the Fukerton have and it was quite something.  

Click HERE to download the latest.  Keep in mind it is dirty and sexist and racist so if your offended by that sort of thing, tell yer story walking.

Nothing like a good old fashion shit storm. The players are many in this Kast: Ryan from Traffic, Rob Cahill, Barther, Beaux Leblanc, Tias and Chad Yuke. Worth ethics are impugned and Ryan and Othello’s heritages are slandered. As always the language is filthy so listen with earphones if given the choice. Thanks to Sand Serpent for producing and uploading the RodKast.

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An old favorite get’s a facelift.  Live for nothing, or die for something.  It’s not your call anymore, it’s Smooth Daddy B’s.  Movie reviews and movie skinny with Bracken.  It’s as good as you remember and even better because we can curse at him now.  Be here on Friday, because it’  only on The Fukerton.

As alway there is FILTHY fucking language and bigotry within this RodKast so listen at your own risk.   I would also like to apologize to Oscar and Drab.  I was said some harsh things at the end of this and I should have worded them better.    My criticism was not aimed at them or at most of the people kind enough to comment on the Fukerton.  It was intended for a small,  minority of people who never seem to be satisfied.  I mean what I said, but it could have been vocalized better.  

With all of that out of the way, click HERE to download the latest. Hope you enjoy.

A little behind the scenes look @ The Fukerton Rodkast #10 filmed by one Beau Schembechler. Naughty language within, friendos.

The 10th installment.  Yer welcome.  This Rodkast is worthy of tenth anniversary.   It’s a barnburner.  The roster: Drab T Shirt, Oscar Santana, Chad Dukes, Ryan from Traffic, Blue Shorts, Beau Schembechler, Bilbo the Intern and Othello the Sand Serpent.  We have some epic battles here.  Blue Shorts vs Ryan starts us off and we conclude with Drab and Brad vs Othello.  Lot and Lots of cursing and yelling and hateful things being said in here.  Definitely not safe for work.

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Got into a little gaming talk today which degraded into another bickering match and then was capped off by a session of “Ryan from Traffic is Weird as Shit.”  The Roster for this episode is eclectic:  Beau Leblanc, Ryan the Racist, The Sand Serpent, Hellbilly the Company Man and Brad Fukes.  Our new intern Bilbo was in the room as well, but he just sat quietly in the corner.  As always there is dirty language and racial slurs.  Listen around no one you want to respect you.

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This Rodkast gets back to it’s roots.  Shitting on Blue Shorts.  While this is one of the most vicious episodes to date, I think you will agree it is all warranted.  The roster for this one is pretty standard.  Blue Shorts, The Sand Serpent, Grab Free Slurps and The Sea Wasp.  Again, very naughty language within so I wouldn’t listen to the creepshow without headphones.  If you don’t like the Rodkast, or the people on it, that is your right as an American. Feel free to keep it to yourself, however, as these Rodkasts ARE free.  Everyone else?  Enjoy!

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The roster for the first ever Snacks of the Rod Table: Drab T Shirt, Happy Feet, Big Cat, Shaky Dick, Othello B, Ryan from Traffic, The Hurricane and Dan Dan the Listener and Ol’ Thad.  For some reason Stahi was sitting on the floor in the corner also.  I don’t want to ruin the surprise, but we had our first ever tie for first place.  This is an hour long Rodkast (you’re welcome), so it might take a minute to download.  As always there is FILTHY fucking language, racism, sexism and butchering of the english language within.  I would use  your headphones unless you want people to think you are a scum bag..

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