Most people know Ol’ Thad goes down to the lovely Outer Banks of North Carolina a few times a year. He often opens his arms to have his friendos accompany him down. Most spit in his face (Shaky Knee, Othello, Ryan Osborne, Drab T Shirt) but the few that do come down are a part of something special. The Trash Plate Clique.

Sven Lloyd, a TPC veteran, accompanied us down to the beach again this time around. He would have slept till 4 if he was allowed to. We developed a daily bit to make sure he was awake by certain hour. Keep in mind, he had been through this 3 times before and STILL reacts this way.

Quick hitter for The New Bit. Our mindset here at The Fukerton is to not deny our readers any of this gold mine. Judge us if you wish…

As a new home owner, one has to make sure one’s home doesn’t smell like portable toilet in a third world country. For me, that means I have to do some painting and I’m not very good at it. Got a quick video update from the den of ineptitude.

The New Bit is really taking off. These episodes feature Brad Fukes, Lavar Arrington, Bart Monk, @Sball500, Slacks Kinard, Beau Schembechler & The Artist formerly know as Blue Shorts. If you aren’t into this this bit, you have no soul. Or you are Drab T Shirt. Or both.

We came up with a great new bit that we like to do around the halls of 10800. So far the cast includes Brad, Bartie Lang & @Sball500. We don’t want to sound bragadocious but once you see the first episode, we are quite sure you will be hooked. We would like to say more, but we’ll let the work speak for itself.

PS: The voice you hear at the end of part 2 is the program director taking umbrage with “The New Bit.”

Beau Leblanc came into the office the other day making outlandish claims. Everyone knows what that means. Time for another low rent video!

This subject matter of this video is how lame and woman like a certain house guest of mine turned out to be. At least he didn’t lie about writing a nationals blog while he was really in Bethesda with a chick he doesn’t really like. I need to get some new friends…

The thrilling culmination to the dramatic miniseries. Draw your own conclusions, but Blue Shorts threatens yet another persons job in this episode, and tries to escalate the conflict from words to fisticuffs. It would be sad if it wasn’t so DAMN entertaining…

Episode 3 builds the tension. Play a fun game during this episode called: “Guess when the horse’s ass shows up?” It’s a load of fun…

Episode 2 in the 4 miniseries. Some great cameos in this episode. For the record, I never said: “What’s up with this Ball-guy?”