Hello friendos! Brad Fukes here. I was just up in my office, shirtless, when I had epiphany. When it comes time to clean up this office, I end up throwing out a lot of shit that someone might want.

Instead of tossing all the schwag that has mounted up in here over the years & failed radio shows, I decided to switch things up. “Flip the script” as black people said 10 years ago and white people still say today.

Every day of the work week (until this place is clean), I will give away one piece of crap that someone might want that otherwise would have been pitched. It could be something from the old show, it could be something I stole from the prize closet. It could be really cool or it could suck ass. Everyone that is reading this is eligible. Here’s how to play…

Follow me on twitter. I’m easy to find, click HERE if you are not following me already. All you “I don’t do twitter” people are welcome too, you can just start up an account, try to win & use it for nothing else for all I care. I will tweet a picture of the Weekday Giveaway and tag it with #TCDWG The tenth person to respond wins the item. If no one responds, it’ll get trashed. All you have to do to enter is tell me you want it via tweet and tag your tweet with #TCDWG. If it’s not tagged it won’t win, because that’s how I will keep all participants organized.

Understand? Good! Have questions? Feel free to ask! I love you.

We appreciate those that show the Main Street Mafia respect. And we’re willing to back up our claim. For everyone that sends in a picture of themselves wearing a Main Street Mafia official shirt (one you bought off of us), you will be thanked in an upcoming episode of Monday Night Mafia by the TriForce of Violence. Personally. Not only will your duds look cool, but you’ll look cool when you show all your deadbeat friends that YOU roll with Book, Nash & Kurt & even those assholes in the WolfPack.

You can tweet us your picture over HERE or if you do the facebook thing you can post them on your page over HERE. Or you can do it the old fashion way by sending them to us at our stomping grounds:

The Main Street Mafia
10800 Main Street
Fairfax, VA 22030

You can’t be in the game without a uniform so take care of that first by clicking HERE. If you buy all 3, you get thanked 3 times. We will take submissions until May 5th. Get on it, Mafiamaniacs.  Special thanks to James & the crew over at Colorworks for making all our kick ass shirts. If you do business with them, tell them The Main Street Mafia sent you…

We here at the Fukerton just got a facebook message from one of our friendos named Ryan.  He has donated a few of THESE for prizes at the first two Rodkast appearances. Visteon HD Jump Portable HD Radio Tuners.  I know times are tight and everyone can’t afford to buy a new HD Radio to listen to the new show.  Hopefully this will make it a little easier for a few people.  We have two chances to hang out with the crew that does yer favorite radio show for free.  LA Bar and Grill next Friday the 6th and Play N Trade in Herndon for the Modern Warfare 2 release party that following Monday.

You can view the details by clicking HERE and HERE. We will be giving away HD Radios at BOTH.  That is very cool, thanks again to Ryan for helping us out.  Everyone seems to be chipping in to making the RodKast bigger and better and it warms the cockles.

We here at the fukerton are always looking for new material. We are willing to bribe YOU to get it. Do you have a link that is Fukerton worthy? A video? Can you get Big Boi to notice me on twitter? Can you get Kotaku to pick up on one of our interviews? We need you to do your part to contribute to this site. You give us something worth while? You will pick up a copy of Halo 3:ODST.

The Fukerton has done several interviews lately that are internet worthy. Get one of them picked up. We are always looking for good videos, links, and other horseshit. Leave us with something in the comments section. You got a little sister that is a gymnast? Let us teach her what the name if this site actually means. Any of that could net you a free video game. Good luck and may the best pervert win!!