It’s nothing we are proud of here at The Fukerton.  It’s like herpes.  We didn’t plan for this.  We just gotta suffer the outbreaks now and hope these fat whores don’t notice.

As some of you may know, I do a little radio show here in the Washington DC area known as the Big O and Dukes show.  We could be given the boot at any moment, but for now it’s a pretty plush gig.  Never in my wildest dreams did I believe that this particular radio show would ever be cartoon worthy.  I knew we were good, but ANIMATION GOOD?  Make sure you give this thing a good rating, because it’s just about the most humbling slice of heaven I have ever happened upon. My favorite part is the audible slurp out of the double gulp that I had that day.  For another great animation based another great radio show click here.

What.  The.  Shit?

Sent to The Fukerton by our good friend Lips Vendrell. Please wait for “Goddamnit get that dumb bitch….FUCKIN A!” It really doesn’t get any better.

I give you Beau Schembechler taking his shirt off at my birthday party. Provocative? Always. Sensual? No doubt. Schembechler bring sexy back at Brad Fukes 30th birthday shindig. Sit back and enjoy, and do your best to hide that tent in your pants.

Batt in the Borning’s JewFro was bugging the shit out of all of us at the legendary WJFK.  So we all threw in a couple bucks and got that cheesy bastard to shave it off in favor the mighty Chuckhawk.  Luckily,  The Fukerton was there to record it all. Staring Batt in the Borning, Jormand, Beau T-Rex Arms, Ryan from Traffic, Joe Ardinger, Pony Boy, Blue Shorts, Maria the Howard Stern Fan, Brad Fukes and Lips Vendrell.  Enjoy.

I would eat this cereal every morning for breakfast if Augustus Cole would chainsaw his way through the wall of my house.  BTW, cast Terry Tate as the Cole Train in the Gears movie right now.  He does a little HGH and he looks exactly like his gaming counterpart.   Good Shit.

How the hell have we never heard of this flying ass snake before?  This thing is clearly the MVP of the Snakes.  Brandon Webb and Eric Byrnes received some votes, but this flying snake is a cut above.  Can you imagine how great it would be to find a room full of middle aged women?  Maybe that room has vaulted ceilings where one such as me could perch in the rafters with a giant potato sack.  And maybe inside that sack there were about a dozen of these agile little fellas.  And maybe I would open that sack and fling those snakes into the air, causing those fat yentas to scream and flail and die.  Merry Christmas.

I find this hilarious.  I was born 65 years too late.  If you were allowed to shoot at your wife with a rife back during the depression, then meet me at the graveyard with a shovel cause I’m digging up FDR.  Check out this hilarious description of the above epic:

Husband tests bullet proof glass with his wife. Shot in the early thirties, a man with a rifle tests an early version of bullet proof glass by having his wife hold the glass to her face while he shoots at her.

Romance was not dead back then.

Is this an unfunny bit?  Or do I really have to take rifle up on top of a water tower and take a few poor sonsabitches with me?  That’s the only recourse I will have if this is an actual attempt at a music video.  And even if you ARE joking, if someone has to ask “Is this a joke,” is it really that funny???  If you have anymore insight on this atrocity, feel free to help us out.  I’ll be cleaning my longshot.