Don’t get me wrong, I love these hoes, It’s no secret, Everybody knows, Can’t we fuck? Bitch so what?
That’s about as far as your buddy goes, We’ll be friends, I’ll call you again, I’ll chase you around every bar you attend, Never know what kind of car i’ll be in, [Woman Screaming] We’ll see how much you’ll be partying then, You don’t want that, Neither do I, I don’t wanna flip when I see you with guys,
Too much pride, Between you and I, Not a jealous man, but females lie, But I guess that’s just what sluts do, How could it ever be just us two? Never loved you enough to trust you, We just met and I just fucked you, But I do know one thing though, Bitches they come they go, Saturday through Sunday monday, Monday through Sunday yo, Maybe I’ll love you one day, Maybe we’ll someday grow,
‘Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe…
















October 22nd, 2008 at 9:08 pm
AAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That chick is layin there going oh… oh… ohh that hurt… ROLTFL tears are flowin here.
October 22nd, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Jesus dude, Mike Bracken’s ex-wife rolling on the floor in agony… you can’t ask for anything better
October 22nd, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! What a dumb ass…LOL. Good shit, I only watched it about 50 times…LOL.
October 22nd, 2008 at 9:19 pm
i think she broke her ass
October 22nd, 2008 at 9:20 pm
hillarious!
October 22nd, 2008 at 9:29 pm
HAHAHA!!! thats what the bitch gets. Too bad she didn’t break an arm or leg.
October 22nd, 2008 at 9:32 pm
ROFL…….I wanna know what her big ass was doing on that table in the first place??>>LMAO Jackass for chicks!!
October 22nd, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Was she singing? That is the worst audition tape I have ever seen. Plain and simple this is what happens when parents never tell their kids they are not going to be a star. You end up getting gems like this beast floping on the ground like a shot walrus. Keep it up parents, this crap is to good to lose.
Sidenote- Those where the greatest grunting and groaning noises I have heard
October 22nd, 2008 at 10:06 pm
oh shit, that is too fucking funny. I’m sitting here taking a break from some late night work and Im cracking the fuck up.
Drab kissed another man!
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:33 am
The Manpotamus is not a graceful animal
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:41 am
Broad gave herself the last ride
October 23rd, 2008 at 8:06 am
epic failure
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Great video Fukes it was like watching a National Geographic gone wrong.
October 23rd, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I feel bad for the table
October 23rd, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Braken’s ex auditions for Idol
October 23rd, 2008 at 3:55 pm
hahahaha what was she thinking!!
October 23rd, 2008 at 5:10 pm
That was so awesome. If you listen carefully you can hear her saying “oh i’m in trouble” when she is rolling around on the ground.
October 23rd, 2008 at 6:06 pm
I wonder how much money it would take for Brett to do her…
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:42 pm
After I watched it 15 times and stopped laughing, I felt bad. I wanted to push her beached whale looking ass back into the water rolling around on the ground like that.
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Damn that big bitch ate shit.
October 24th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
If only tables could scream
October 24th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
She’s going to lose points for that dismount.
October 24th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
A for effort; F- for execution.
October 26th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Dumb slut, you and that floor can be together for the next couple of days. I feel bad for the other people who live in that building.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
i must have rewatched that 50 times…hilarious!
November 4th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I hope Mike Bracken didn’t cancel his ex-wife’s health insurance policy….looks like she is going to need it.
November 14th, 2008 at 11:12 am
thats the funniest thing ive ever seen
December 9th, 2008 at 11:41 am
the most impressive part of the video is that the table didnt break.
..or that she got up there in the first place