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Dumb Chicks Falling Down Version 1.0

Don’t get me wrong, I love these hoes, It’s no secret, Everybody knows, Can’t we fuck? Bitch so what?
That’s about as far as your buddy goes, We’ll be friends, I’ll call you again, I’ll chase you around every bar you attend, Never know what kind of car i’ll be in, [Woman Screaming] We’ll see how much you’ll be partying then, You don’t want that, Neither do I, I don’t wanna flip when I see you with guys,
Too much pride, Between you and I, Not a jealous man, but females lie, But I guess that’s just what sluts do, How could it ever be just us two? Never loved you enough to trust you, We just met and I just fucked you, But I do know one thing though, Bitches they come they go, Saturday through Sunday monday, Monday through Sunday yo, Maybe I’ll love you one day, Maybe we’ll someday grow,
‘Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe…

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28 Comments For This Post

  1. Spyderklamp Says:

    AAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That chick is layin there going oh… oh… ohh that hurt… ROLTFL tears are flowin here.

  2. Puddy from Fairfax Says:

    Jesus dude, Mike Bracken’s ex-wife rolling on the floor in agony… you can’t ask for anything better

  3. Melly Says:

    Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! What a dumb ass…LOL. Good shit, I only watched it about 50 times…LOL.

  4. Mr.Ben Says:

    i think she broke her ass

  5. Gary Says:

    hillarious!

  6. Swollen Members Says:

    HAHAHA!!! thats what the bitch gets. Too bad she didn’t break an arm or leg.

  7. Tanis Says:

    ROFL…….I wanna know what her big ass was doing on that table in the first place??>>LMAO Jackass for chicks!!

  8. JustinWF Says:

    Was she singing? That is the worst audition tape I have ever seen. Plain and simple this is what happens when parents never tell their kids they are not going to be a star. You end up getting gems like this beast floping on the ground like a shot walrus. Keep it up parents, this crap is to good to lose.

    Sidenote- Those where the greatest grunting and groaning noises I have heard

  9. Leo from Woodbridge Says:

    oh shit, that is too fucking funny. I’m sitting here taking a break from some late night work and Im cracking the fuck up.

    Drab kissed another man!

  10. Red Scar Says:

    The Manpotamus is not a graceful animal

  11. Nickstradamus Says:

    Broad gave herself the last ride

  12. Sean Says:

    epic failure

  13. George F M Says:

    Great video Fukes it was like watching a National Geographic gone wrong.

  14. Desert Rat Says:

    I feel bad for the table

  15. meszichiah Says:

    Braken’s ex auditions for Idol

  16. Nikki Says:

    hahahaha what was she thinking!!

  17. Marti Says:

    That was so awesome. If you listen carefully you can hear her saying “oh i’m in trouble” when she is rolling around on the ground.

  18. Danny Z Says:

    I wonder how much money it would take for Brett to do her…

  19. talljerk Says:

    After I watched it 15 times and stopped laughing, I felt bad. I wanted to push her beached whale looking ass back into the water rolling around on the ground like that.

  20. gearhead Says:

    Damn that big bitch ate shit.

  21. Young Says:

    If only tables could scream

  22. saba Says:

    She’s going to lose points for that dismount.

  23. captainslow Says:

    A for effort; F- for execution.

  24. Durrell Says:

    Dumb slut, you and that floor can be together for the next couple of days. I feel bad for the other people who live in that building.

  25. joshspudge Says:

    i must have rewatched that 50 times…hilarious!

  26. jv Says:

    I hope Mike Bracken didn’t cancel his ex-wife’s health insurance policy….looks like she is going to need it.

  27. Arya Namvar Says:

    thats the funniest thing ive ever seen

  28. Brent D300 Says:

    the most impressive part of the video is that the table didnt break.

    ..or that she got up there in the first place

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