Every PG-13 fatality from DC vs Mortal Kombat

Like dryhumping, these fatalities are not as good as the real thing but still involve a little blood.  That, and they are both better than nothing.  You’re welcome for the greatest analogy of all time.  I’ll be here all night.

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20 Comments For This Post

  1. Aceman Says:

    Extra Fresh!

  2. the seabeast Says:

    thank you bradly fukerton III i have a rod in my pants after that video

  3. Squid News Says:

    Mad for it.

  4. cholly Says:

    looks awesome

    smh@ marvel though:
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20081119/en_top_eo/69550

  5. hokeywebb22 Says:

    Heroic brutality sounds so gay.

  6. bdigs Says:

    those are the weakest/worst fatalities ever. shame, i was interested in this game

  7. cholly Says:

    you play mortal kombat for the few seconds of cut scenes in between the fights?

  8. Danny Z Says:

    That’s terrible. I am glad I didnt plunk down 50 clams for that. What happened to Jax ripping peoples arms off with blood squirting everywhere a’la Kill Bill?

  9. Sgt. Slaughter Says:

    Best ones are the Joker’s and Liu Kang’s old school arcade box dropping on the dudes head. But not one person got their head loped off, pretty lame.

  10. JustinWF Says:

    I need the violence if I were to put down a 50 spot on that game. They need to make games like this “mature”. I get they are shooting to be kid friendly, but I would ask, why make them then. Most games like this are directed at 18 and older not under.

  11. bdigs Says:

    yeah CHOLLY, just about everyone playin mk does. im protesting this mk cause of the pussifed nature of it.

  12. Brinkerhoff Says:

    Thanks, Fukes. That cinches it for me. You just saved me $50. But at least we now we know Superman’s got nothing on Sub-Zero for icy death goodness.

  13. Justin Says:

    Why can you show someone burning alive to a skeleton or having their neck broken, but you can’t show a limb come off or someone getting shot?

    Deathstroke should have done a different maneuver other than breaking her neck when he had Wonder Woman facing him on her knees.

  14. Brian Says:

    They had to make them softcore because they couldn’t show DC characters getting dismembered. The game should have been Mortal Kombat vs. Super Smash Bros. with fatalities like that.

  15. Red Scar Says:

    I didn’t know PBS was making Mortal Kombat now.

  16. Marty Says:

    Weak… Superman should be able to just rip body parts off and beat the hell out of who ever but it looks like Tipper Gore must have been involved.

  17. Doug Says:

    joker was cool, dont know who deathstroke is but like his style, greenlantern is gay and so is drab.

  18. Chris Says:

    Just imagine how cool those would have been with Gears of War’s “meat” physics.
    I’m very disappointed.

  19. Red Scar Says:

    You know how I know you’re gay.
    You just used the term “Meat physics” in a sentence.

  20. Marco Says:

    4:30 Captain Marvel best one. now if you’ll excuse me this rod ain’t takin care of it’s self.

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