Like dryhumping, these fatalities are not as good as the real thing but still involve a little blood. That, and they are both better than nothing. You’re welcome for the greatest analogy of all time. I’ll be here all night.
Like dryhumping, these fatalities are not as good as the real thing but still involve a little blood. That, and they are both better than nothing. You’re welcome for the greatest analogy of all time. I’ll be here all night.

November 20th, 2008 at 1:43 am
Extra Fresh!
November 20th, 2008 at 3:24 am
thank you bradly fukerton III i have a rod in my pants after that video
November 20th, 2008 at 3:30 am
Mad for it.
November 20th, 2008 at 4:43 am
looks awesome
smh@ marvel though:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20081119/en_top_eo/69550
November 20th, 2008 at 5:35 am
Heroic brutality sounds so gay.
November 20th, 2008 at 7:04 am
those are the weakest/worst fatalities ever. shame, i was interested in this game
November 20th, 2008 at 7:48 am
you play mortal kombat for the few seconds of cut scenes in between the fights?
November 20th, 2008 at 11:10 am
That’s terrible. I am glad I didnt plunk down 50 clams for that. What happened to Jax ripping peoples arms off with blood squirting everywhere a’la Kill Bill?
November 20th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Best ones are the Joker’s and Liu Kang’s old school arcade box dropping on the dudes head. But not one person got their head loped off, pretty lame.
November 20th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I need the violence if I were to put down a 50 spot on that game. They need to make games like this “mature”. I get they are shooting to be kid friendly, but I would ask, why make them then. Most games like this are directed at 18 and older not under.
November 20th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
yeah CHOLLY, just about everyone playin mk does. im protesting this mk cause of the pussifed nature of it.
November 20th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Thanks, Fukes. That cinches it for me. You just saved me $50. But at least we now we know Superman’s got nothing on Sub-Zero for icy death goodness.
November 20th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Why can you show someone burning alive to a skeleton or having their neck broken, but you can’t show a limb come off or someone getting shot?
Deathstroke should have done a different maneuver other than breaking her neck when he had Wonder Woman facing him on her knees.
November 20th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
They had to make them softcore because they couldn’t show DC characters getting dismembered. The game should have been Mortal Kombat vs. Super Smash Bros. with fatalities like that.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:18 am
I didn’t know PBS was making Mortal Kombat now.
November 21st, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Weak… Superman should be able to just rip body parts off and beat the hell out of who ever but it looks like Tipper Gore must have been involved.
November 21st, 2008 at 10:47 pm
joker was cool, dont know who deathstroke is but like his style, greenlantern is gay and so is drab.
November 23rd, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Just imagine how cool those would have been with Gears of War’s “meat” physics.
I’m very disappointed.
November 24th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
You know how I know you’re gay.
You just used the term “Meat physics” in a sentence.
December 25th, 2008 at 1:13 am
4:30 Captain Marvel best one. now if you’ll excuse me this rod ain’t takin care of it’s self.