Main Street Mafia: Schism from ShakyKnee on Vimeo.

Thank you very much that came out to see this in person. Thanks to everyone in AZ and everywhere else that still supports. More to come, friendos.

We are looking for a few good sponsors.  Remember that part in Scarface when Manny says he wants his name to printed on the back of chick’s asses?  This is the next best thing!

In an effort to streamline our endeavours, The Fukerton recently had to purchase some hosting.  What does this mean for you?  RodKasts & Videos will be available on itunes, with more content & easier accessibility!  YAY!  What it means for us is this joint just got a little more expensive to run.

We have lots of opportunities for you to be involved and a very passionate group of supporters. If you are interested, Email us! You can also leave a comment with your email address and someone will contact you.  Thanks in advance!

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This is without a doubt the most contentious RodKast to date.  It is not even close.  Unless you are ok with screaming and friends turning on one another, please do not download.

Segment 1, Segment 2, Segment 3.

This Friday we are heading out to one of our favorite spots: The LA bar & Grill in Arlington to have a veiwing party for “Main Street Mafia: Schism.” They have been great supporters of the show for as long as we’ve been around & we always have a blast there,  Sean has taken it a step farther by making up a bunch of these brand new RodKast bumper stickers to help spread the word.  Anyone that comes out to the viewing party THIS Friday gets one for free.

Hope to see you there, big thanks to Sean & the gang at LA Bar & Grill for the support.  Click HERE for all the details.

I know when I want to hear about booze and rape, I got to ONE place and ONE place only. The BSRN.

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The plot thickens for the Main Street Mafia and their battle against the insidious Wolfpack. But all is not what it seems in the halls of 10800 Main Street. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. One this for certain is that It’s not fear you owe The Mafia. You owe them awe.

To listen to the latest ramblings from a man mere moments away from a diabetic coma, click HERE.

Words cannot describe how entertaining Kramer can be.

Good show tonight.  Bartie, Drabber, Beau and Ryan join us.  Our special guest was Ariel Helwani from Fanhouse.com & he was epic.  Tell a friend about this show, we do it for free and love that you care enough to download it.  Other than that, go fuck yourself.

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Mafiamania.  It’s been running wild since 2008, but never more than today.  Celebrate the new monday night wars with your very own admission that YOU are a Mafiamaniac.  This redshirt featues that brand new “Mafiamania” logo on the front will the fullsize OG triple OG Main Street Mafia logo on the back.  Let people know you have good taste whether you are coming or going.

Click HERE to pick up yours. Show the Mafia respect or they will take it from you.

The new season begins. Check back here each Monday to see a new episode! The Main Street Mafia. You give them respect, or they will take it from you.

Our buddy Blue Dick had his first couple of interviews today for Blue Shorts radio. One was his favorite fighter: Joseph Benavidez. Have a listen as our own limpdicked, radio neophyte takes his first wobbly steps towards a real life podcast. Good Luck Shorts.

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Very strange series of events unfolded on Friday night at the radio station.  Our radio show ended, but Drab T Shirt hung around to screen calls for “Overtime” for some reason.  Everyday he acts like he is digging ditches and snaking toilets by working for our show, but look at him in this fucking video!  He’s like a kid in a candy store.  I haven’t seen him this happy in years.  Weird shit.

We really do appreciate everyone that came out to the Carpool in Herndon for the premiere of the latest Main Street Mafia film.  It was on a Wednesday and bad weather was expected so several people had difficulty making it out.  Well we have the solution for everyone that missed it the first time around or just wants to witness GREATNESS again.

Join the Kast of the RodKast at one of our favorite spots, The LA Bar and Grill for a second chance viewing party for “Main Street Mafia: Schism.”  We will have prizes and giveaways and it’s a Friday night so no one has an excuse.  L.A Bar and Grill has great food a drinks and will have lots of specials going that night.  They have been big supporters of the Rodkast and the Mafia since day one.

Make plans to see the movie that everyone enjoyed, but not that many people saw. We’ll be celebrating St. Paddy’s day a few days early  in South Arlington.  See you on the 12th! Spread the word and bring a friendo.

There will be anger.  This episode is full of bitching, spite and venom.  You have been warned.  Why isn’t the movie up yet?  Drab T Shirt has an answer for you during segment one.  Thanks again to every one that sponsored, worked on or attended “Main Street Mafia: Schism”  Those of you said you would come and didn’t?  God be with you.

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The Main Street Mafia called a press conference. The press showed up, as they should. What could force the Mafia to break their silence before their epic return on Wednesday night? Find out for yourself…

In a bold movie that serves as the first of it’s kind, The Main Street Mafia has called a press conference for today, February 21st.  The rogue group has not been heard from in months so the timing of this announcement has been puzzling to most.  It is three days till their triumphant return in the big screen.  What could be so pressing?  We will find out as the Fukerton.com will be covering this event and have all the results for you as quickly as time allows!

So.  Here’s the plot.  A bald militant Romulan in a giant technologically advanced ship is hellbent on revenge and destroying the planet earth. Sound familiar?  Sound like that Star Trek movie you watched last summer?  You know, the one.  Everyone that said they hated Star Trek and it’s fans were virgins somehow claimed they LOVED this movie?  It starred all those good looking young people that looked EXACTLY like the original cast members of the TV show looked back in the 60’s?  You know that movie!!  The one with the gigantic budget, director and promotional push from the studio.  We ALL saw it.  And we LOVED it.  The problem is, not all of us are as dumb as the rest of us.  And by all of us I mean me and by “dumb as the rest of us,” I mean you.

What if I was to tell you that the movie described above came out nearly a decade ago? What if I were to tell you the goddamn movie was in the same genre and brand as that Star Trek movie with all those beautiful, young people that we all loved so much? In 2002, a movie named Star Trek: Nemesis came out in a theater near you.  It grossed 43 million dollars domestically.  It featured the cast of Star Trek The Next Generation, my persona; favorite slice of the Star Trek universe.  It was directed by Stuart Baird who also worked on Executive Decision, The Legend of Zorro, Superman II, Demolition Man & Casino Royal.  Why is this relevant to what is being discussed here?  Glad you asked.

You recognize that, don’t you TMZ reader?  It’s the giant Romulan ship from that new sexy Star Trek movie that you loved so much.  See that Federation ship confronting it on the right?  Looks pretty badass doesn’t it?  I agree, but I am burdened with the knowledge that it’s a direct rip off from the aforementioned “Nemesis.”  Have a gander at the image below and keep in mind it is nearly a decade old.

WOW!  Look at that!  It’s the Scimitar!!  A giant fucking Romulan Warbird confronting a much smaller Federation craft in a Star Trek movie.  It’s strange that in the same goddamn franchise such a coincidence could take place.  Couple with the plots of both movies being very similar, we are taking about dual lightening strikes here!  I am willing to give Abrams, Orci and Kurtzman the benefit of the doubt.  As someone that has dabbled in writing fiction, it is very possible for ideas to be inadvertently recycled.  That doesn’t mean the author recycling the idea meant to steal the concept.  If the theft ended here, Ol “Thad would have no beef.

There he is. Eric Bana’s character in that Star Trek movie you fell for, just like I did.  Nero was his name, I believe. He was an angry, bald Romulan hell bent on destroying the Earth in his mad rage against one of the most legendary characters in Star Trek lore.  You know know what is so damn funny about that? SO GLAD YOU ASKED!!  I’d be MORE than happy to tell you…

Well looky there!  It’s an angry, bald Romulan hell bent on destroying the Earth in his mad rage against one of the most legendary characters in Star Trek lore.  Only instead of being after Spock, this angry Romulan is after Jean Luc Picard.  That’s what’s so funny!  That isn’t Nero pictured above, it’s Shinzon!  A bald Romulan hellbent on killing us all!  What is HEEEE-LARIOUS is that the NEW Star Trek movie came out in 2009,  Shinzon appeared in “Nemisis”……………….IN 2002!

The situation is frustrating for any self respecting nerd like me.  The concept for this provocative new Star Trek movie that Lady GaGa fans flocked to see was not original.  It was rehashed from a movie that most of the douchebags that loved the new incarnation would call you a nerd for even viewing, much less liking.

Why is this a big deal?  It isn’t, I suppose.  Why do I care?  Because people are stupid and unaware of their surroundings.  I am constantly called names and mocked because I enjoy Star Trek: TNG.  It looks dated now and isn’t very relevant.  That does not negate the fact that during it’s run, “The Next Generation” housed some great plots, fantastic acting and warranted more praise that it received.   It’s fans do not deserve to be mocked by the same bandwagoning shitdicks that scream out thinks like: “Oh, Bra!  Did you peep that new Star Wars Trak movie with that hot black chick???? I was totally chilaxing when I watched that skiznictch!!”

Fuck that guy, that “Bra” that would say that shit.  Look at the posters for said movies.  I could make the argument that one was modeled after the other.  I assume the one in 2002 would not take cues from the poster created in 2009.  That same movie that the “Bra” loved was ripping off a movie he would mock you or I for watching.

THAT is why I wrote this and THAT is why I am wearing my white wig and slamming down my gavel at fans for the latest offering from the spawn of Gene Roddenberry.  Consider yourselves judged by Fukes, rubes.

We don’t play “Horse” at the radio station. We play “plidge.” Cause that’s what we have to deal with. A bunch of “plidges” that have to be made to drink, you fucking plidge.

The RodKast is back in full force. Brad, Bartie & Flab.  Cameos include Beau, Ryan & Blue Cock.

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The BSRN has been on the grind this week for certain! Click HERE for the latest offering.  I’m warning you.  It’s awkward.  Your face will feel hot at some point during the show.

A battered baseboard heater. A gaggle of numbskulls. A slam dunk contest of epic proportions. What else would you need to watch a video. Peep the latest episode of the show that’s sweeping the nation…

Sonjay Dutt Joins the Chad Dukes Rodkast in HD from ShakyKnee on Vimeo.

Very cool guy. I always enjoyed watching him in TNA and am very glad he ended up in Ring of Honor. Great promotion that really has a lot of good talent. Sonjay talked about the business, what the goal of every wrestler is, what is was like in TNA and what it’s like being from Northern Virginia.

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Old Spice is so amazing. First they use the Bruce Campbell in their ad campaign. If that wasn’t life changing enough, check out the video above. I really want to date this guy.