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Here come the Judge, Here come the Judge.

Meet the newest member of the Fukerton family.   The Judge.  What’s better that a pistol that shoots big bullets?  A pistol that shoots big bullets and shotgun shells.  Are you a meat eating, God fearing American?  If so, get ready to swat at your rod cause it’s gonna burst through those slim fit dungarees you bought last week.  A wise man once said: “You never want to stand in front of a Judge, son.”  It seems that man was correct in more than one way.  Ok, so I made that quote up, but it sounded good in my brain.  Cut me some slack, I’m fired up.  Details courtesy of our good friends at Taurus International:

The “Taurus Judge® ” is so named because of the number of judges who carry it into the courtroom for their protection. Capable of chambering both .410 2-1/2″ shotshell and .45 Colt Ammunition, this amazing combo gun is ideal for short distances - where most altercations occur, or longer distances with the .45 Colt ammo. We have finely tuned the rifling to spread the shot pattern at close quarters or to guide the .45 cal. bullet to the target. Fully customized with fixed rear sights, fiber optic front sights and Taurus Ribber Grips®, the “Taurus Judge” is one decision-maker that lays down the law.

A gun in every room equals a safe house.  So sayeth the book of Fukerton.  I haven’t had a chance to break this sweet piece of iron in yet, but I plan on it.  Most likely helping Frank Castle in apprehending The Kingpin.  This monster was the same price as my Glock 19, so I would say it’s quite a  value.  Let me know if you know of an outdoor range, because there’s nothing like firing off a few rounds with nothing between you and God.  America.  Fuck Yeah.

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28 Comments For This Post

  1. Tracker Wolf Says:

    Now thats a must have in every house across the U.S.A. I can imagine how useful this piece would be in self-defense. This is one heck of a fine piece of equipment multi-ammo capacity, if any sidearm can give you a rod for a value price this would be the one. Nice grab Mr. Fukerton, very nice grab.

  2. Members Only Chris Says:

    DO U REALLY NEED THAT CHAD ??? U GOT MORE GUNS THAN 7 OF MY HOMIES HAVE lol !!!
    All u need now is the F’N JUDGE DREDD uni and bike and you will be complete lol !!!

  3. Chris Says:

    Chad—excellent choice. I was thinking about adding one to my collection. Between my wife and myself, we have 2 Glock 22’s (.40), a .22 rifle, my M-4, and my new baby, the Glock 30 (.45). As you said, “A gun in every room equals a safe house.” Amen Fukes, Amen.

    –Chris

  4. Silentbob Says:

    I’ve had one for almost a year now. Fun gun to shoot but beware….outisde of 10 feet all you’ll do with the shotshells is warn someone…

  5. razorboy Says:

    Back in the 70’s somebody made an over/under derringer that shot .41 magnums or .410 shells. My buddy Gary J. had one and we tore up many a mailbox with that combo. Unfortunately no one makes buckshot in a .410 load so I’d try to find some #2’s but you’ll probably have to settle for #4’s. You can get .410 slugs but the .45 Colt round will pack more punch than the .410 slug will. Nice buy Chad and remember,you can never have too many guns.

    -rb

  6. Thor Says:

    Bad ass Gun man my friends father has one and it is freaking awesome!!!! Good addition to the family I must say

  7. Red Scar Says:

    Chad Max Payne Fukerton

  8. rob Says:

    Remember when Howard Saint had your whole family killed? That was totally uncalled for.

    You may outrun the devil, if you try, but you’ll never outrun the hands of time.

  9. Jon Says:

    Thanks for the overview Mr. Fukerton I will be be in the market to acquire one soon.

  10. Marti Says:

    you should have seen the pride in this mans voice when he was telling me about it at V5! lol

    what ever makes you happy Fukes. I’ve been thinking about getting a hand gun, it most certainly will not go by the name Judge but I will be looking for one that operates on Freedom.

  11. donpab78 Says:

    FUCKING AWESOME! EPIC

  12. TooTall Says:

    nice blog, congrats on the judge

  13. Wolverine Says:

    Yes, Chad was pretty fired up about this purchase last night. No pun intended.

    Jules in Pulp Fiction: “We need shotguns for this shit.”

  14. Sven Says:

    Guns don’t kill people, Bradley Fukerton does.

  15. Priestclown Says:

    Chad. Another fine home defense weapon you need is the SKS with the drop down bayonet and 30 round clip.

  16. Marti Says:

    I got a chance to meet the judge and my new goal in life is to never get a verdict.

  17. Fastsigns Chris Says:

    Screw the SAS, when are you mounting the chain-fed .50 on the porch?

  18. A_CAT_IS_FINE_TOO! Says:

    Hate to bust your bubble… but the weapon is good for one thing only: shooting snakes.

    Link with more info:

    http://www.theboxotruth.com/docs/bot41.htm

  19. GIT R DONE Says:

    Chad you should check out Clarks Brothers in Warrenton, VA if your looking for an outdoor range.

  20. Topanga! *spit* Says:

    Fukes, nice purchase. As a fellow gun-nut, I love hearing about people’s new guns, especially dig hearing you guys talk about them on the show. I remember a while back you were contemplating getting an AR-15. I got one a few months ago and really love it. Check out http://www.rockriverarms.com

    Their 2 stage match trigger is a dream. The rifles are all individually assembled by master gunsmiths, and put together to have the tightest upper/lower receiver fits I’ve ever seen on an AR. Couple that with fully machined interior parts (vs. the cheaper and lower quality cast parts), each gun being test fired before leaving the warehouse, and oh yah…did I mention they’re made in the United States of America? Colona, IL to be exact. Just thought I’d throw it out there. Hey, no matter who wins this election - you never know what will happen in the arena of gun control. May wanna pick one up before Jan 1st.

    Keep up the funny, Fukes.

    Ar!-15

  21. Guy Reeser Says:

    Fukes,

    My father has the same gun and it is awesome. I have shot both 45’s and the 410 shells. you should come to the shore and we can have a duel.

  22. Tim Says:

    I laughed my ass off today when you and Drab were talkin’ about this. Drab ‘Diving Behind the Couch’ T-Shirt.

  23. captainslow Says:

    Dredd Fukes!!!!

  24. Alex Says:

    Now thats a mans gun. Thats the gun you should carry around you at all times. Keep up the good job of inspiring people to have guns, because you’ve just inspired me.

    drab is gay

  25. Doug Says:

    They were the Judge, Jury, and Executioners all in one….they were the Fukertons.

  26. PRETTY BOY FLOYD Says:

    MAN SHOULD HAVE GUN.IT IS IN THE BIBLE I THINK.

  27. VTAtari Says:

    I’m pretty sure a version of that gun is what the redneck guy carried in Three Kings. Check it out with the directors commentary on.

    It is a Sweet Gun. I have no use for one, but god I do want one.

    Now you just need to carry that around slurring….

    “I AM THE LAW!” with Rob Schneider in tow, or perhaps that is Drab.

  28. ratilican Says:

    This gun make’s your penis feel bigger. I bet drab is happy

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