If there is one thing that I know in this world, it’s that breakfast sandwhiches can always be bigger. Carl’s Jr seems to be doing some great things in this department. From the fine people at Junk Food News put The Fukerton on to this monster. There are no Carl’s Jr around these here parts, but if there were, be sure that I would slamming down the The Monster Breakfast Sandwich. Water yer mouth by reading THIS:
The sandwich is filled with all of the classic breakfast favorites, including two eggs, two strips of bacon, a sausage patty and Swiss and American cheeses piled between grilled sourdough bread. The Monster Breakfast Sandwich also serves as the kick-off for new positioning of the entire Carl’s Jr. breakfast menu, featuring the tagline, “Breakfast as big as our burgers.”
Nothing I’d rather shut my heart down with more than bacon, egg, cheese, and sausage. I just hope it’s not too big. I would hate to not be able to eat one of these while I cram a second one straight up my asshole. It would be nice if McDonalds would stop it will the salads and apple slices and realize that if you are going to get some fast food, you want something that could kill you.
July 25th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Well looks like I have my breakfast for tomorrow.
July 25th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I just messed my pants.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I just came in my pants
July 25th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
im going to savage myself
July 25th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Slap some tits on it and we’ve got a deal.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
“The good morning burger”
AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHH…
\my thoughts exactly
July 25th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Looks good but how will it compare to the MEAT’NORMOUS Omlet Sandwich….. although BK’s slogan is a little gay… “Have a meaty morning”
Good news! get your $1 off coupon here
http://www.carlsjr.com/coupon/monster_breakfast_sandwich_jpg
Bad news get your plane ticket here to get your sandwich
http://www.southwest.com
July 25th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I would rather eat this then bang cheeks.
July 25th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
jesus!
i cannot wait to inhale one of these!
July 25th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Dukes, Carl’s Jr. and Hardees are part of the same chain. Maybe they have it there. I know there are more than a few up here.
July 25th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
I take that back. The closest thing is a Roy Rogers (also in the same family) in “Man Ass”-as.
July 25th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Try to find a Hardees, they are the same chain.
July 25th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Stupid national fast food chains that are not nation wide coming up with the best things. Maybe I will luck out and have one of the local niche fast food places that do understand that you don’t get fast food to be healthy to come up with a similar thing, probably with thick country ham and gravy on it.
July 25th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
geez thats amazing
drab is gay
July 25th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Fuck the gravy just give me bacon grease to dip it in and a HUGE chocolate milk… I love breakfast.
July 26th, 2008 at 12:36 am
Fuckin’ swiss and american cheese. Brilliant!
July 26th, 2008 at 4:53 am
Hulk is the hungriest.
July 26th, 2008 at 7:53 am
We’ve got Hardee’s down here and I must tell you the breakfast and lunch sandwiches are right on time! I have however, given up their chicken as I do not approve of their processing methods :
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee2/froglevelzcool/Moving%20Pictures/ce692f1d.gif?t=1217073165
July 26th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Dukies -
You have Hardee’s. Granted, the closest ones to you are in the Burnie and across that damn huge Bay Bridge (immediately across it), but for that sandwich, it’s damn worth it…
July 26th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
We’ve got Hardee’s down here and I must tell you the breakfast and lunch sandwiches are right on time! I have however, given up their chicken as I do not approve of their processing methods :
http://www.kitpic.com/is.php?i=37664&img=chicken24pi.gif
July 26th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I can tell you I am smart enough to know when NOT to click a html. You just keep thinkin they don’t do that with beef n pork too ricky. Anyway about Hardee’s their gravy is Chunky Liquid Heaven. There breakfast is the only place that beats Blob Evans.
July 26th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
The only good thing about all the Californians moving up to North Idaho is we finally have a Carl’s Jr. and a Sonic’s. I think im gonna have to wake up early for work on monday and slam this badboy down.
July 27th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Hardee’s is like Carl’s Junior’s Retarded East Coast Brother. If you scour NoVA for a Hardees, you’ll probably find a similar heart attack inducing pork and poultry celebration.
July 27th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
I was at Hardee’s this weekend. They had the monster biscuit, which is the same thing in biscuit form. It was tasty, but I felt like I had just chopped a year off of my life.
August 2nd, 2008 at 1:37 am
Chad I live in CA and there’s a Carl’s Jr down the street. We just need some way I can send you this and the Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger from Jack in the Box like the coke in Blow
October 8th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Son-of-a-bitch……In and out burger is my favorite, but I want one of these
October 15th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
OMG Food porn
October 30th, 2008 at 4:00 am
I’m in Utah and while I was pissed that I can’t get a pork chop and gravy sammich, from Hardees, out here, I’m lookin forward to pickin one of these monsters up in the morning before work.
December 30th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
looking at this makes my left arm hurt