One would ask one’s self why one would attempt to drive a two wheel drive vehicle up an icy ramp if one had the knowledge that it was indeed a two wheel drive vehicle. One might ask that. But that would mean one was not familiar with the sisyphus like plot of Blue Shorts: The Cursed one. A man so inept that nothing good could EVER happen in his life without him finding someway to negate it with his own cretinism.
This poor Limp dicked, pink faced, finger chewing, voice cracking, knot headed, clumsy muskox, date rapist of co-workers cannot catch a break. My heart goes out to you, Short Dick.
February 16th, 2010 at 3:47 pm
is that how we wear our hats now shorts?
February 16th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
what an fucktard-dipshit-asshat, when you get stuck the last thing you do is sit there and spin your wheels
February 16th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Loser is correct.
And I want to punch him in the face for wearing his hat like a dbag.
February 16th, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Nice! I don’t know whats worse, Shorts getting stuck or wearing his hat cocked sideways. Yoyoyoyoyo!
February 16th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Not sure whats worse… Shorts or the dude calling it “back wheel drive”
February 16th, 2010 at 5:09 pm
LOL wow shorts turn your hat around. I also I love when dukes tells shorts to push from the front and his response is “i got this zit thing going”…
February 16th, 2010 at 5:14 pm
What else would you expect from a dude wearing his hat like that? Was he on the way to a Vanilla Ice show?
February 16th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Knee = 45 degree angle. Can’t stop slapping. You’re a man of words, Fieukes, a man of words.
February 16th, 2010 at 5:36 pm
Keep turning the steering wheel side to side on a rear-wheel drive vehicle. That’ll do a lot of good. Dumass.
February 16th, 2010 at 5:40 pm
I love that whenever I think my life is a complete fucking disaster, I can just come here and watch a Blue Shorts video and immediately feel better about myself.
February 16th, 2010 at 6:38 pm
He’s a ruh-tard.
February 16th, 2010 at 6:44 pm
fucking hilarious!
February 16th, 2010 at 9:03 pm
At 1:33 it looks like Othello has bedazzeled jeans, and I always pictured Bear as skinny with glasses since he’s the computer nerd.
February 16th, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Keep 2 bags of cat litter in the back to put under the tires that don’t have traction. Buffoonery indeed. And the dumbass tilted hat went out in the 90’s, SHORTS.
February 16th, 2010 at 11:00 pm
I love how he’s worried the battery of the car will die if he leaves the flashers on for the little time it takes him to find ice melt.
February 16th, 2010 at 11:23 pm
Haha i love how Shorts gets right in the shot, when othellos in the car.
February 17th, 2010 at 10:30 am
I feel like every time I see othello in a video, he’s wearing the same female’s jeans. If you choose to only own one pair of jeans why on earth would you buy them at forever 21?