Whenever I get full of myself thinking I am clever or witty or have a 10 inch cock, I just tool around the internet a little bit. Then I find something that is this simple and this hilarious and hate myself for not coming up with it first, and everything is right with the world. This guy is funny, I have a small penis and balls. Enjoy.








May 3rd, 2009 at 1:40 pm
great find
May 3rd, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Those talking action figures got it right. I just got back from Wolverine and realized these comic movies are going the way the original Batman movies went. Hollywood really knows how to fuck up a movie. When asked about Wolverine 2, Hugh Jackman said if it happens, he hopes it is based on Wolverine’s time in Japan. That could turn out great if they keep it simple and gritty, but it will probably have sword fights while dancing in the air through bamboo forests.
May 3rd, 2009 at 3:54 pm
I agree 100% with Nick, Hollywood does too much with excess. Wolverine had some good ideas….but could have spread them out over the course of a trilogy. It was too convoluted. Just look at the original Batman trilogy, Spiderman trilogy, X-Men trilogy, and hell, even the Blade trilogy. Each movie had more villians and a bigger, more bloated cast, and subsequently was a worse movie (although I think Spidey 2 and X-Men 2 were the strongest). Remember, Hollywood did this when Scream reinvented the slasher genre. How many horribly Scream rip-offs did we watch over the next few years? Sad really.
May 4th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
I lol’d.