Lebron James wouldn’t know sportsmanship if it bough his mom an H2. What a fucking toolbox. Lebron James is the same guy that won’t shake hands after he loses, but the second he goes up 7 points on a team at home, he starts dancing around like an idiot. He did it to the Wizards earlier this season in Ohio. He certainly wasn’t doing much dancing during their second meeting in DC. Washington did the Shaqless Cavs the second time around by 17.
Joakim Noah is a strange dude, but I am way in his camp for this one. Looks to me that he had just had enough of Lebron’s horseshit and told “King James” what he thought of him. No Lebron, we’re not going to retire number 23 because you think we should. No Lebron, saying you are going to be in the Slam Dunk contest this year does not mean you are 50/50. No Lebron, you can’t dominate the NFL with your jerky, musk ox style approach to athletics. No Lebron, you will not be the worlds first sports billionaire. Yes Lebron, you have won as many NBA Championships as my Springfield Globetrotters of the SYC did back when ol’ Thad was crossing fools over. What a joke this dude is.
The most frustrating aspect of this video is what HONKS the announcing crew is for James. They reluctantly said Lebron should not have left the foul line, then turn all criticism towards Noah. I guess this is what it takes for King James to actually get T-ed up in a game. Fuck this “World Ambassador” and the horse he road in on. I hope he goes to New Jersey next season and breaks the record this year’s Nets just set.
Source: Deadspin








December 5th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Reason 343274327 why I hate Lebron, he lacks all class that a real superstar would possess
December 5th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
If LeBron is that sensitive and childish, teams should push him till he does something stupid again. Get him to self destruct.
December 5th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
When all is said and done, and he ends with 0 or maybe 1 championship, it will be evident he was good, but not great. He has become so into himself, because thats all he knows, and when it all ends, its going to be a sad sad life for him. Although it will be a sad life in a huge house, with hundreds of millions of dollars, he will be a joke. King D bag
December 5th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
As I said last time…….Fuck. Lebron.
December 5th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
The only thing I can support in that whole clip is the taco bell at the very end. James is a douche.
December 6th, 2009 at 1:48 am
Well said Dukes! This petulant child has won the genetic lottery and because of that has more fortune and fame than most people will ever dream of, but every time something doesn’t go his way he pouts……..WHAT A DOUCHE!
p.s. Lebron quit talking about how you might want to try the NFL, no one cares. I hope you are just saying that to get the announcers to ride your jock some more and are not serious. You are definately a freak of an athlete, but the way you bitch when you get called for a “crab” dribble, I would be anxious to see how you respond when you go over the middle against a linebacker and not a small forward you outweigh by 30 lbs.
December 6th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Right at the end, for like 1/2 second… CHEESY GORDITA MELT TACO. Delicious! and only $1.50. I\’m gonna go get one right now. Thanks Lebron, gracias Joakim, you\’re the man Dukes!
December 7th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Wow you can tell he knows the NBA brass must bow at his feet. Look at his demeanor as he walks over to him. He is in the middle of taking a shot and walks over like there isn’t even a game going on. He clearly has no respect for anybody. I wish somebody would pull a Tonya Harding on him.
December 7th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
What a d-bag and truly what a professional sprotsman should not be. There’a a lot of hate out there for the Brady’s and Romo’s of the world, but really, they’ve done NOTHING remotely like this. That’s just a bunch of hating to hate, but this dude, this dude takes the cake. Man I’m really starting to hate the NBA.
December 7th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Personally, I fucking hate Joakim Noah. He’s a little cry baby bitch and has been since college. You might notice how none of Joakim’s teammates even stand up when Lebron starts walkin over. Deng couldn’t look any less interested in backin up his boy. I love how the assisstant coach jumps up to hold the rest of the team back and they’re all just sittin there, probably tired of Noah runnin his mouth when he only had 7 pts in 30 min. Everybody’s actin like Noah is a little kid that got yelled at by James.
December 7th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
I hope he never wins a championship.
December 7th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Fucking childish of someone who is supposed to represent the future of the NBA.
December 8th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
I like several others CANNOT STAND LeBron! How much of a king are you really if YOU dub yourself a “King.” He has ALWAYS been lacking in the sportsmanship department, hell he wasn’t even close with his own team UNTIL THEY STARTED WINNING! He’s overrated and will never be the greatest in the NBA. Give me D Wade, Carmelo, Derrick Rose, or Kobe, FUCK LeBron!!!!!!!
December 9th, 2009 at 1:47 am
when its all said and done, you will remember Lebron more for his rings and gold medals. not his immature antics. dukes, why you always killing Lebron? he’s top 5 players in the game right now, and when his career is over (15 years from now!), he’ll have numbers that are gonna blow peoples mind. its not his fault the refs show him mad love. stars in the NBA have been getting calls since the start. Lebron is not the first. you say his physical style is bullshit? he’s just playing with the tools he was given. if he were a wizard, you’d have the jersey for sure and would love him… and he could def play in the NFL. but thats a whole other matter…
December 18th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
LOL! I was just talking about how much I hate Lebron but thats not that big of a coincidence because I always talk about how much I hate Lebron “cry baby” James. LOL
June 25th, 2010 at 1:36 am
Can’t shoot like kobe, can’t shoot period, can’t lead, can’t inspire with his play, can’t find a clutch even in a standard honda civic, can’t deter the nba from actual important events such as kobe winning all the championships while he keeps screwing the marketing whore named espn, can’t get swept in the finals because he can’t get there… oops that something he can do actually. Oh yeah did i mention it’s basketball where the fundamental purpose is to win and shoot the ball and he has never done that period. Shoot the fucking ball better, and win a fucking championshp then you’ll deserve some hype king shames. Kobe could dunk better than everybody also, but he got out of that faze in year three. Granted phony nba fans and marketing analysist “geniouses” will adore your shitty game, but it’s been done before. There have been dominiques,etc. The difference was they were actually likeable. Lebron is a reflection of how shitty america’s culture has gotten. We our whores to ads and false icons. Fuck k-fed and brittany while I’m at it. Fuck king shit.
July 8th, 2010 at 5:50 pm
FUCK LEBRON JAMES! God I am so sick of hearing all this shit about will he stay or will he go since he bacame a free agent. WHO THE FUCK CARES?! Go! Pack up and GO. I can’t believe the way Cleveland is begging and groveling and stopping short of sucking his dick to get him to stay. He’s going to do what he wants to do. Cleveland, save the last shreads of your dignity and fucking stop acting like he’s a god. And now he has an hour show on ESPN to make the royal announcement. OMFG. Let the little shit go and play with players that are as good or better than he is. Let him get knocked down a few pegs. He needs it! Fuck Lebron for making something that should be so simple into the “LBJ Pomp and Circumstance” show. FUCK YOU..that’s my going away gift to you.
July 9th, 2010 at 2:19 pm
THANK YOU DOUCHEBAG JAMES FOR LEAVING! NOW, CLEVELAND, LET’S ALL JUST MAN UP AND FORGET ABOUT THE LITTLE FARTMYSTER! THE MASSIVE POSTER IN DOWNTOWN IS COMING DOWN, THE “KING” IS DEAD. LET’S STOP RIPPING UP OUR JERSEYS AND BURNING OUR TENNIS SHOES AND SIT BACK SEE WHAT HE DOES IN MIAMI. PERSONALLY I HOPE THE LITTLE TURDSUCKER CRASHES AND BURNS…(BUT I THINK YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT). IT’S NOT THAT I HATE THE KID FOR LEAVING. WHAT I HATE HIM FOR IS THE FRIGGING MIND GAMES AND ULTIMATELY THE HOUR SHOW ON ESPN (REALLY, AN HOUR SHOW? GEEZUS YOU NARCISSISTIC LITTLE PUD)THAT HE FELT HE NEEDED TO MAKE A SIMPLE ANNOUNCEMENT. MUTHAFUCKA, EVERY OTHER FREE AGENT WAS ABLE TO ANNOUNCE THEIR DECISIONS WITHOUT AN ESPN SPECIAL.
SO, SO LONG SCABSACKS. HERE’S TO HOPIN’ YOUR NEXT ESPN SPECIAL WILL BE CALLED “LEBRON JAMES: WHAT WENT WRONG”.
July 13th, 2010 at 5:12 pm
stupid lebron! you think Miami fans are real fans! they aint going too paint no mural for you! Freakin Scarface is bigger than you in Miami. besides we all know Lebrons mommy made the decision for him. Lebron aint no King! Kings are winners, champions. Lebron is a Joke! He is a star! But not a superstar.
July 13th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
God It was so fucking annoying waiting for your stupid decision! Bret Farve
Oh ya remember “Bret Farve Decision 2010″ coming soon!
July 18th, 2010 at 11:03 am
FUCK YOU LEBRICK!!! You are a worthless piece of shit! Not only athlete, but you were the most hyped HUMAN ever!! That shit went to your pea fucking brain. You tattooed “CHOSEN ONE” on your fuckin back! Seriously?! Dude you are truly a douche bag. At the end of the day you will be considered the BIGGEST BUST in sports history when you retire with 0 rings! I hate you and so does the majority of everyone else. I hope your private jet crashes and everyone survives but you, you piece of trash. And by the way take Jesse Jackson’s dumb ass with you. You too are alike in many ways. You both looooove attention and looooove publicity stunts just to make money. None of this has a damn thing to do with fucking race you fucking moron. It’s got to do with Lebron James being a narcissistic, big headed, fake, no class, sore loser,lack of a jump shot fucking PRICK!!! FUCK YOU LEBRON!!!!
July 19th, 2010 at 8:03 pm
I hate him even more now that \"The Decision\" happened.
July 31st, 2010 at 1:56 am
All you needd to back the fuck off lebron he is the best basketball the NBA has seen in along time and he lebron doesn’t give respect cuz nobody gives him respect . ( to get respect you have to earn respect ) lebron is the best player in the NBA and will be a legend when he’s done! Alright who gives a fuck if he doesn’t have any rings. Cuz his team is never really that good ! Kobe only has 5 rings cuz his team is beast if lebron has a team like that they would win it every single year no doubt about it
July 31st, 2010 at 1:57 am
!And now that its him, wade, and bosh there goin to beast it up ! Lakers don’t stand a chance!