I will be dead by 2011.  I drink too much, eat to much, don’t exercise and don’t sleep enough.   It’s inevitable.  If I WAS going to be alive, I would be pretty excited about another Pirates movie.  While the first film was much better than the next two, there were sections of all of them that were very enjoyable.  I firmly believe Geoffrey Rush’s portrayal of Barbosa is as likable a villain as you will ever find.  Depp is phenomenal as Jack Sparrow.  He almost attains my level of rugged good looks with those dreadlocks and that eyeliner. Coming Soon with the details:

Two surprise announcements followed an equally surprising live musical performance by Miley Cyrus at Disney’s D23 Expo.

Disney Studios Chairman Dick Cook officially named Summer 2012 as the release date for Pixar’s John Carter of Mars, claiming that the film will, indeed, be live-action with intense special effects.

Following the announcement, Johnny Depp appeared in full Jack Sparrow costume, taking the stage and announcing a Summer 2011 release date for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, the new title for the fourth installment!

Miley Cyrus is a slut, but I would love to see a video of Johnny Depp walking out there.  Maybe drop a chest of cursed aztec gold on her face.

The initial rumor I had heard concerning this flick is that it would be almost Lethal Weapon like.   A buddy cop film for Pirates.  If it’s Rush and Depp, I relish that possibility.  I think I speak for all of us when I see Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly’s anorexic ass can go screw.  As long as Barbosa and Sparrow are swinging dicking it up on the Black pearl, I’m all in.  Unlike Jerry, I want to be a Pirate.