There is a new Busch beer commercial on where a bunch of attractive people are hanging around drinking Busch and their backyard turns into a mountain valley. “Can’t You See” by the Marshall Tucker Band is playing in the background. It’s the greatest commercial of all time. At least I THOUGHT it was. While searching for the afore mentioned beer ad, I found the commercial above. The memories.

Not only does this Busch spot make me want to drink beer and become a cowboy, it makes me want to shoot any mean wearing a red sash. It makes me want to call down the thunder. It makes me want to shoot the owner of a saloon for displaying Ned Wright’s body out in front. It makes me want to drive native americans off their land. I would say it makes me want to catch passes from Troy Aikman, but I don’t do coke. The moral of the story? If a television commercial can make you want to persecute a nation of peaceful human beings, it’s an effective campaign. Enjoy.