Look, I’m not a dick.   I don’t like it that women starve themselves.  That advertising is making preteen girls into sexual creatures.  It’s all bad for society.  So the concept of using normal looking women in comercials is fine with me.  I never understood why guys like Kevin James and George Lopez and that dude from Still Standing are married to thin, hot chicks in their TV shows.  It’s not fair.  You can be a fat slob if you are a man and still be on TV.  If you are a woman, you have to be thin, young and hot.  It’s bullshit.

There is a LINE, however.  Dove has a new commercial running on television that features a gaggle of some of the most unattractive women I have ever had the displeasure of laying eyes on. They are pictured above and trust me, the pics look better than the video. These women are horrifying.  There are not enough silver bullets and crosses on earth to quell this monstrous uprising.  Stock up on holy water before you watch this fucking video.  Big Brown thinks that first white broad has giant gums.  Most of these mutants should be crewing the decks of the flying dutchmen.  They should be extras on The Hills Have Eyes.   Tyrone Hill and Clint Howard are on my phone and they think these women are lacking in facial appeal.   For more of this freakshow, put on your lead vest, throw some garlic around your neck and click HERE.