The cast of characters for today’s Rodkast? Othello B, Ryan from Traffic, Stugy Beau Schembechler, Director of MvP: Shaky Knee and Brad Fukes. On the docket for discussion? Marvel Comics getting bought by Disney, the gushing everyone is doing about the new Batman video game and Beau threatening to cut his air.

We also do some good shitting on Othello and the aforementioned Relationship Beau, as well as discover a new word Ryan can’t say. It’s a whopping 45 minute segment, and there is a plethora of naughty language. NSFW, LMAO, ROTFL, LOL!!! Ugh.

We are also looking for new logos for the Rodkast.  The one to the right was provided our friend Lucas on facebook.  Lyrias was nice enough to send the logo on the main page.  Anyone that comes to the Fukerton on a regular basis knows what we are all about.  Just try to include some of the things we are enjoy (loving the Outkast angle) with thefukerton.com and Rodkast included in the design and you are good to go.  We might be able to scare up a cool prize for any good ones like a Fukerton, Big O and Dukes or 1067 The Fan t shirt.  You’ll defiantly get a shout out here on yer favorite blog named after ass eating.

Thanks for the effort and thanks for checking out the Rodkasts.  We ‘ll keep making them as long as you keep listening!  Click HERE for the Rodcast Episode 5.

Whenever I get full of myself thinking I am clever or witty or have a 10 inch cock, I just tool around the internet a little bit. Then I find something that is this simple and this hilarious and hate myself for not coming up with it first, and everything is right with the world. This guy is funny, I have a small penis and balls. Enjoy.

Marv is one of the best characters in print or film that I have ever seen.  Mickey Rourke nailed the role and left me begging for more.  The rest of the movie was pretty good, but that first 30 minutes of Sin City is some of the best stuff that this blogger has laid eyes on.  I didn’t read the graphic novel and I don’t know if a sequel would include Marv, Gladis and his mitts, but I sure hope so.   It would lead to a brazilian jujitsu match between myself and my phalus.  Luckily It looks like we won’t have to wait that much longer to find out if my cock can get me in the triangle choke.  Superhero Hype has the skinny:

IGN UK talked to The Spirit writer/director Frank Miller, who says that he’s ready to join up with Robert Rodriguez again for Sin City 2:

“Sin City 2 is written,” he told the site. “It’s mainly a matter of working out the details of the production. I’m hoping to do it with Robert Rodriguez again in the same circumstances that we did the first one, and we could be shooting as soon as April.”

Sounds good to me.  Now let’s get that 300 prequel announced and we will be getting somewhere.  Then maybe a bonus scene where Marv, Leonidas and Bruce Willis square off in lightsaber duel.  We’ll all have to buy life jackets if that happens or we will down from all the nerd ejaculate that we will be inundated with.   Alllllright.

I recognize this dreamboat.  He was in Kingdom of Heaven and some other sword swinging flicks.  To be honest, he looks like a damn good Thunder God to me.  I never bought all that horseshit about Brad Pitt or Daniel Craig.   They look too much like movie stars, I think I’d have a hard time buying them as hailing from Asgard. Superhero Hype has the yet to be confirmed rumor on who will wield the mighty Mjolnir

Kevin McKidd, who currently stars on “Grey’s Anatomy,” told IGN that he’s still a contender for the lead role in Marvel Studios’ Thor. The actor, most known for “Journeyman” and “Rome,” says there’s been “a lot of back and forth” but that nothing has been determined. He acknowledged that Kenneth Branagh is directing it, a choice that makes him even more excited about the film.

Marvel Studios is targeting a July 16, 2010 release for Thor.

Black Film by way of Super Hero Hype has a ton of new clips and interviews from the upcoming Marvel release Punisher: Warzone.  This thing looks pretty fricken great.  Ton’s of shooting and violence, easy on the plot and backstory.  I like it.  Hell, I love it. I have clue who Ray Stevenson is, but he looks mad and he seems to have alot of guns.  Can’t ask much more for a Frank Castle.  If you have been under a rock,  Read this fucking plot synopsis from S.H.H.  Then click the link below or above to watch said video clips.  They are worth your time:

In the film, ruthless vigilante-hero Frank Castle wages his one-man war on the world of organized crime and sets his sights on overeager mob boss Billy Russoti. After Russoti is left horribly disfigured by Castle, he sets out for vengeance under his new alias: Jigsaw. With the “Punisher Task Force” hot on his trail and the FBI unable to take Jigsaw in, Frank must stand up to the formidable army that Jigsaw has recruited before more of his evil deeds go unpunished.

You can watch the clips here!

To put it in terms involving its predecessor staring Thomas Jane; I’m hoping this Punny has less saving weird people in an apartment buildling and more Kevin Nash getting bashed over the head with boiling water.  I don’t think that’s asking too much.

I would love to post the trailer here on The Fukerton, but since Yahoo movies could not suck any more dick, I’ll just give you the link here.  Look, I get it.  The Watchmen look amazing.  No argument here.  The issues I am having is with these fucking nerds falling over themselves saying this is going to be the greatest superhero movie of all time.  Let me resolve this debate right now.  It won’t be.  It’s not better than the Tim Burton Batman movie.  It’s not better than Iron Man.  It might not even be better than the Dark Knight.  What these nerds need to cross their legs over is that NO ONE HAS FUCKING HEARD OF THE WATCHMEN.   Nerds have heard of it.  Oh yeah, I’ll give you that.  Nerds have been savaging themselves over these trailers since the inception of this flick.  Marvel was worried about the Iron Man movie because they didn’t consider him an A-List hero.  That’s IRONMAN we are talking about.

I’m not saying this isn’t going to be a cool movie.  If it lives up to half what the trailer is promising, I’ll see it and buy the DVD.  No question.  All I’m saying is that the nerd money will only go so far.  This movie has to resonate with the general public.   It’s hard to make a superhero movie.  Daredevil, Ghost Rider and Ang Lee’s “Hulk” taught us that.  It’s DAMN hard to make a superhero movie about superheros that no one who watches the NFL has heard of.  Not a sermon, just a thought.  See the trailer by clicking here.

With X-Men, Spiderman and Iron Man as monster hits, Marvel has put it’s balls in the mouth of DC in the land of Cinema.  With Punisher, Wolverine and all kinds of Avengers related films already in the works, Marvel can pretend that flops like Daredevil and Elektra never happened.  So what’s wrong with DC?  I’m of a mind that their heros simply dont stack up well against Marvel’s.  Superman is too one dimensional, Wonder Woman is lame and Bats is the only swinging dick around that can make any cash.   Strangely, Marvel may inadvertently be responsible for getting more DC flims green lighted.  Read on true believers:

 Warners Bros is in talks with DC Comics about a new direction for its film adaptations. The Hollywood Reporter and Variety say that the move follows on from the success of Marvel Studios’ characters on the big screen.

In a press release Warner Bros said: “While we are not going to go into the specifics of the meetings, we’re constantly looking at how best to exploit the DC Comics characters and properties.”  Speculation has already begun about which comics may be brought to the big screen, names mentioned include ‘The Green Lantern’ and ‘Night Wing’.

Great.  A Robin movie.  I love Batman.  If they made a Superman vs Doomsday flick, I’m all in.  The facts are DC can’t get out of it’s own way to make these movies.  An animated JLA movie?  They turned Superman into a goddamn romantic drama.  It’s almost laughable that Marvel is far ahead of the game.  You are telling me Nightwing is gonna turn this thing around? Surely you jest.