Was checking out The Big Lead this morning when I spied with my little eye one of the best NBA videos in quite some time. What makes this particular series of events stand out are threefold:

1) Lebron James is an asshole. His game is is jerky and physical and not pleasant to watch. I’ll explain the “King James” scoring mechanism to you. Crab dribble into the lane. Crash your massive body into someone and throw up an awkward layup. Get the foul. Repeat. Also, travel all the time, never get called on it and bitch moan to the refs for 60 minutes. The first part of the mechanism I just described was being attempted by James at the beginning of the video.

2) Lebron is usually rewarded for his horses assery by receiving a massive amount of support from the NBA officials. In this case, they swallowed their whistles, Lebron was out of the play, and he was rewarded by a massive dunk courtesy of Dwayne Wade. Poetic. Like when Kramer soiled the very slacks he set out to return.

3) Anderson Varejao. He’s a massive douche. That is all.