It all started last weekend. Roger Podacter had finished feeding Snowflake and had arrived at my house to watch some NFL football. As a good house guest does, he had brought along some snacks for everyone. In this case it was a giant tray of salami, pepperoni, crackers, cheddar & colby cheese. Enough to feed a platoon of Marines. Or one gentleman with tight shorts and a back ass. Thus the Adult Lunchable was born.
Everyone loves lunchables. The only problem? They aren’t filling! The problem is now solved. Blue Shorts decided to do something about that by eating a snack tray that was intended for dozens of people. Shaky Knee stopped by to record the event for everyone’s enjoyment and that’s where we are now.
This site looks to be all about burgers. I’m really into that. What I am into even more is THIS. I had heard rumor of something this glorious. Something with the genius of Einstein, the healing ability of Jesus with the devourablity of Coco’s ass. Well, it seems the legends are true. Pictured above is the The Double(!) Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt. It looks to be everything we thought we had to wait until the afterlife to obtain. Peep the lineup:
The stack-up on this one:
Bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwich as bun top
Cheese
Bacon
Four-ounce beef patty
Bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwich as interstitial bun (a nod to the Big Mac)
Bacon
Cheeese
Four-ounce beef patty
Bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwich as bun bottom
It has BACON-STUFFED grilled cheese sammiches for BUNS! Looks like that’s a rap. Break out the artery scraper. Ready the nitro tabs. Install a zipper in my chest. Next stop is Heat Attack Alley, and it’s an alley I plan on sleeping in till it’s dirtnap time.
Check those babies out. I have never understood why the only thing you can really have delievered to your house is pizza. Sure there are chinese joints here and there and Big Bite is doing great things, but pizza seems to be the only mainstay in most areas. Well Dominos says no more. Junk Food News (the greatest concept for a blog, ever) has the details on the glorious news:
Philly Cheese Steak: steak, American and provolone cheeses, with fresh onions, green peppers and mushrooms.
Italian: slices of pepperoni, Genoa salami, ham, provolone cheese, banana peppers, fresh green peppers and onions.
At 4.99 a pop, they seem like quite a bargin. I think ordering two will be the move, clearly. One to eat and one to shove down the front of my pants. When I hear words like “parmesan-asiago” and “bacon with provolone,” I need to get that product into my trousers as quickly as possible.
