How the hell have we never heard of this flying ass snake before? This thing is clearly the MVP of the Snakes. Brandon Webb and Eric Byrnes received some votes, but this flying snake is a cut above. Can you imagine how great it would be to find a room full of middle aged women? Maybe that room has vaulted ceilings where one such as me could perch in the rafters with a giant potato sack. And maybe inside that sack there were about a dozen of these agile little fellas. And maybe I would open that sack and fling those snakes into the air, causing those fat yentas to scream and flail and die. Merry Christmas.







