Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2 could be the biggest videogame release of all time. It’s going to be an exciting time for anyone that enjoys gaming. Our friend Hellbilly at the Play N Trade in Herndon agrees with us and has put together something very cool. Monday November 9th starting at 10pm, there is going to be a celebration of all things COD. There will be a Modern Warefare tournament, a World at War: Nazi Zombie tournament with Modern Warfare 2 going on sale at 12:01 on the dot. Ol’ Thad and Drab T Shirt will be hanging out and Kelz will be playing some kick ass music for you to frag to.
Hellbilly and Play N Trade has supported the Fukerton from the very beginning, so we are headed out to support him. You should too, it’s gonna be a great night for gamers. You can preorder your copy at Play N Trade now to make sure you get one. Night vision goggles for the win…
Upon completing the campaign for Call of Duty: World at War, we the gamer were rewarded with something miraculous. No, not a video of Bob Sapp mounting Hayden Panettiere, but something nearly as good. Nazi Zombies. A mini game that involved Marines holed up inside a large structure, repelling wave after wave of undead fascists. It was glorious and in many ways it trumped the game itself. Expansion packs were then made available for download on Xbox Live and the maps got more difficult and more involved.
Treyarch (the game’s developer,) seemed to realize what they have on their hands. What they had on their hands was a hit. So they decided to make these maps more that just mindless, zombie slaughtering fun. They added things like characters development and back story. They hid clues through out the next two maps hinting at the origin of these undead brutes. I was oblivious to said backstory until last night when the group I was playing with stumbled across the easter egg featured in the video above. A quick google search led to several different parties that had a dearth of information on the subject and may not have put stones in a while.
If you are still reading, then you feel like I feel. Click HERE to go to a thread on wethegamerz.com. There seems to be a bevy of theories on the backstory for said zombie plague. Here is just a sample of the origin story being speculated on by nerds like you and me, just with more time on their hands:
What we know as fact: (Written by Telixion)
So what we know so far is that Dempsey, Nikolai, and Takeo have travelled together to the location you know as Shi No Numa. Richtofen has not been confirmed to travel with them or if he met them at Shi No Numa. Why they were sent there we don’t know. Perhaps to survive? Or maybe to finish a project? A message has been sent to a man named Peter. Peter is unknown to us. Did he die, move to a different location, is he the man that hung himself? We don’t know. The message goes on to talk about how a project was moved here. The message also mentions that the “Giant” (Derese) must be contained at all costs. Is this giant the project or something else? We can also gather from this data that we can use the element 115. However dangerous it is. Element 115 seems to have been extracted from the meteor which crash landed nearby. Element 115 appears to be what is contained in the DG-2. The meteor is known as the tunguska meteor. From what we know we will have to rely on help from certain doctors.
So close to the shield!
This is why gaming is so close to the cusp of main stream entertainment value. This is big budget movie shit. This is million copy selling horror novel type content. I can’t wait to get to the bottom of this mystery and then treat my private area like a child that has stole something. If you uncover more, please share with the class.
If there is one thing we know here at The Fukerton, it’s plump dumpers on broads. If there is a second thing, it’s Nazi Zombies . That’s why this german film due out this year is already our best picture winner for the next thousand years. I don’t know who is making this or if it will be in America, but I know this film is a winner. And I like a winner…
*thanks to Pat Reynolds who sent this over via facebook.*
I love World at War. The gameplay, the weapons, the history, the big name voice work and the ranking system. They are all top notch. That’s what makes the Nazi Zombies mini game that much more epic. I play that one level more than any other aspect of the latest Call of Duty. This is the trailer for the new map that will be available for download next week. It looks friggen sweet. New power ups a plenty, electrified fences, a new environment with loads and loads of Nazi Zombies. Everything a growing boy needs.
Thanks to Giancarlo Mazzan who sent the vid over on facebook.
I’d like to preface this with saying that I am aware that this looks like a straight to DVD offering. I was doing some prep work for an interview with Ray Stevenson who stars as Frank Castle in Punisher: Warzone. Included in his IMDB profile is a movies called “Outpost.” Now I have never heard of this movie, but when I read the description, I knew that I needed to know more. I’m generally very well plugged into the Nazi Zombie community, thats why I can’t stand it when something like this slips past me. Listen to THIS goddamn plot summary:
In a seedy bar in a town ravaged by war, mysterious businessman Hunt hires ex-marine D.C. to assemble a crack team of ex-soldiers to protect him on a dangerous journey into no-man’s land. To this gang of hardened warriors, battle-worn veterans and borderline criminals killing is just a job - and one they enjoy. Their mission - to scope out an old military bunker. It should be easy - 48 hours at the most. Lots of cash for little risk, or so he says.
Once at the outpost, the men make a horrific discovery that turns their mission on its head - the scene of a bloody and gruesome series of experiments, carried out by the Nazis on their own soldiers during WWII. Amid the carnage, they find something even more disturbing - someone who’s still alive. As war rages above ground, and a mysterious enemy emerges from the darkness below, D.C. and his men find themselves trapped in a claustrophobic and terrifying scenario. Their mission is no longer one of safe-guarding - it’s one of survival. Together they must discover why Hunt has brought them to the outpost - and what it is that’s killing them off, one by one.
Now if this movie ends with Ray walking around with a minigun taking on a Zombie Adolf Hitler, I am most likely going to fill the cup. Why aren’t undead Nazi’s used more in film? The best villian in history combined with the best villian in horror. What could be better than shredding them with multiple shotgun shells? I’ll be in bathroom, doing exactly what you think I would be doing.
