The most unrelenting, mindless force on the Planet. And then there’s the ocean. Filmed on location in Nags Head, NC at mile marker 10. Starring Blue Dick, Sven Lloyd, Walgreens, The Sand Serpent and Brad Fukes. Camera work and editing by Sam Klemz or “That Dude that Attacked Emily Krall” as we call him.

Ol’ Thad went to GMU. He goes to Patriots’ games. You do to? WEIRD! Do us both a favor. Pick up this sweet RodKast shirt featuring the colors of Northern Virginia’s pride. Wear it to the game to promote your favorite low rent radio show. Take a pic and show it to us and you may even win a prize. No collection is complete without this latest edition, chosen by the listeners of the Kast.

Get yers by clicking HERE.

I didn’t think in a million years that the question this guy asked The Natural would make it all the way to Bristol, but it seems it did. MMA Live is a good show and should be on TV as well as the web. Having Kenflo and Evans on at the same time goes to show just how much hand the four lettered network has and I hope somebody up there realizes that MMA is worthy of regular coverage on one of ESPN’s channels. Till that day, I’ll just have to play this segment over and over again while treating my privates like a set of devil sticks.

The whole episode is good, but if you want to hear my tiny mention, fast forward to about the 26 minute mark. Slowly but surely weasling my way into the MMA world like an unwanted guest or a chick with the clap. Word. Click HERE to see the video.  

Sidebar: It’s funny that ESPN makes sure that they got their source right, but Jake Rossen of Sherdog can’t be bothered.  I emailed Rossen about a correction and did receive a response.  This was after Jake took THIS unprovoked shot at me as well in another post he made off news I broke.  I have been critical of ESPN in the past things, but at least they give credit where credit is due.  You may not know who I am Jake Rossen, but you will in time.  Until then, try and make sure you give credit to the right parties in your posts from now on.

Checking in from my self imposed weight loss Challenge to benefit The Armed Forces Foundation. If you would like more details on how to donate and not only support my fat ass, but our military, please click HERE. Thanks for the support, friendos.

I am a good American. I champion this country and slander people who don’t. But that’s as far as it goes. There are lots of men and women that do a vast amount more than that for our country and they need our help. On a completely separate line of thought, I need to lose weight. I think most people that have met me can agree with that sentiment. So our troops need help and I need to lose weight. What can we do about this very interesting situation we find ourselves in?How could we possible combine these two issues into one massive event that would start, let’s say….now?  I think know a way…

I’ll lay off the fucking complex carbs and waddle my fat ass over to gym. Every friday I will weigh in and take a picture of the results.  It will be posted here on The Fukerton  For every pound lost, I will donate 2 dollars to The Armed Forces Foundation. Who are they? Glad you asked:

Armed Forces Foundation is a national non-profit organization, which is listed asa an America Supports You Homefront Group resource by the Department of Defense.  Provides comfort and solace to Service members and their families for through financial support, career counseling, housing assistance and recreational therapy programs.

There programs are open to Active duty and retired personnel, National Guard, Reserve components, and their loved ones. 94% of all donations go directly to military members and there families

Donate in the name of Chad Dukes at www.armedforcesfoundation.org/donations/

If you just want to donate 10 or 1000 bucks, that’s cool.  If you would like to go pound by pound and make me earn it, that’s ever cooler. All you have to do is click HERE and then type in “chad dukes.” That will let them know you supporting my efforts to not stroke out while at the same time doing some good for some really good people. I have always let myself and those down around me when it comes to losing weight. There is no way I am going to let you down this time. I weigh 253 lbs. My goal weight is 180 and this promotion will exist until the goal is reached.

Even if it’s just a nickel a pound, support the people that are laying their asses on the line so that we can play video games and watch football. God bless you and God bless America.

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I’ll be watching the Caps game and NBA playoffs tonight. If you’d like to yenter it up with yer old boy Brad Fukes, tune in by watching above or clicking HERE. Until then, tell yer mom to kick rocks.

Problem? We got the solution. Diddy told us that mo money means mo problems. I don’t agree. Mo money is what we all about on the Fukerton, young blood. Ya’ll bettah ask somebody.

The definition of the term this site is named after is readily available on the interweb.  If there is one girl that those of us that enjoy the Fukerton would like to perform it on, it would be this one.  Vida.  Nice girl and an ass for the ages.  Swan Diveable.  That’s what I call it, because that’s what I would do.  Swan Dive into those haunches and suffocate there quite contently.  God Bless a plump dumper, God Bless Vida Guerra and God bless the United States of America.  (…and Cuba, I guess.)

Let’s be honest.  This site isn’t going to get any bigger without a great deal of help.  Lots of readers take it upon themselves to help spread the word by getting our interviews out to the rest of the interweb.  For that I am very appreciative.  There are some nut jobs that take it upon themselves to take it a step further.  Creepy Justin (pictued right in The Fukerton shirt with Dana White) has done more for this site than  I have.  He has always helped book some great interviews (Dan Henderson comes to mind) but this is even a step further. 

Creepy drove down to Fort Bragg for the media day that took place the the day before “Fight for the Troops.”  During that time, he got site ID’s from multiple UFC fighters.  He also got Dana White’s email, and got him on the phone to let this blogger shoot the shit with the most powerful man in mixed martial arts.  I’m not saying that all of you should do what he did…well yes, I am saying that actually.  Point being that it does not go unnoticed when some does something to help spread the word on this site which I work very hard on.  If you’re going to be some place cool, why not wear a Fukerton shirt?  If you like an interview, put it in a message boardand if you’re going to kidnap Shawn Johnson, why not put her in a dufflebag and drop her off in front of my apartment?   Peep the sweet vids below.  The quality of the Dana one is rough, but it’s still pretty damn cool.

The Fukerton is blowing up.  It is very exciting.  Our friends over at Bloody Elbow ran with our interview and it looks like it is popping up all over the internet.  Have at  gander at what Michael David Smith is reporting on for Fanhouse:

UFC fighter Dan Henderson knows something about the value of title belts, as the only person who’s ever simultaneously held the titles of two different weight classes in a major MMA promotion. So it’s noteworthy that Henderson isn’t happy about an inexperienced fighter, Brock Lesnar, being the UFC heavyweight champion:

“It kind of demeans the UFC belt,” Henderson said of Lesnar being champion. “He’s 3-1 and he’s the UFC champion. It kind of diminishes the value of the belt a little bit. Not saying he’s not tough, but there are a number of Top 10 guys out there in the UFC or in MMA that would beat Brock right now, not for any other reason than lack of experience on Brock’s part.”

I get what Henderson is saying, and when Lesnar first entered the UFC, I had some of the same reservations about him. But Lesnar has combined his freakish athleticism with a great work ethic to develop himself into a legitimate MMA fighter, and I don’t have a problem seeing Lesnar with the belt around his waist.

He inlcuded both parts of the interview and a link back to the Fukerton.  Good shit.  Thanks to everyone that checks this site and helps us get the content out there.  We are busting our ass and it is good to see that is paying off slowly but surely.