I’d like to preface this with saying that I am aware that this looks like a straight to DVD offering.  I was doing some prep work for an interview with Ray Stevenson who stars as Frank Castle in Punisher: Warzone.  Included in his IMDB profile is a movies called “Outpost.”  Now I have never heard of this movie, but when I read the description, I knew that I needed to know more.  I’m generally very well plugged into the Nazi Zombie community, thats why I can’t stand it when something like this slips past me.  Listen to THIS goddamn plot summary:

In a seedy bar in a town ravaged by war, mysterious businessman Hunt hires ex-marine D.C. to assemble a crack team of ex-soldiers to protect him on a dangerous journey into no-man’s land. To this gang of hardened warriors, battle-worn veterans and borderline criminals killing is just a job - and one they enjoy. Their mission - to scope out an old military bunker. It should be easy - 48 hours at the most. Lots of cash for little risk, or so he says.

Once at the outpost, the men make a horrific discovery that turns their mission on its head - the scene of a bloody and gruesome series of experiments, carried out by the Nazis on their own soldiers during WWII. Amid the carnage, they find something even more disturbing - someone who’s still alive. As war rages above ground, and a mysterious enemy emerges from the darkness below, D.C. and his men find themselves trapped in a claustrophobic and terrifying scenario. Their mission is no longer one of safe-guarding - it’s one of survival. Together they must discover why Hunt has brought them to the outpost - and what it is that’s killing them off, one by one.

Now if this movie ends with Ray walking around with a minigun taking on a Zombie Adolf Hitler, I am most likely going to fill the cup.  Why aren’t undead Nazi’s used more in film?  The best villian in history combined with the best villian in horror.  What could be better than shredding them with multiple shotgun shells?  I’ll be in bathroom, doing exactly what you think I would be doing.

Black Film by way of Super Hero Hype has a ton of new clips and interviews from the upcoming Marvel release Punisher: Warzone.  This thing looks pretty fricken great.  Ton’s of shooting and violence, easy on the plot and backstory.  I like it.  Hell, I love it. I have clue who Ray Stevenson is, but he looks mad and he seems to have alot of guns.  Can’t ask much more for a Frank Castle.  If you have been under a rock,  Read this fucking plot synopsis from S.H.H.  Then click the link below or above to watch said video clips.  They are worth your time:

In the film, ruthless vigilante-hero Frank Castle wages his one-man war on the world of organized crime and sets his sights on overeager mob boss Billy Russoti. After Russoti is left horribly disfigured by Castle, he sets out for vengeance under his new alias: Jigsaw. With the “Punisher Task Force” hot on his trail and the FBI unable to take Jigsaw in, Frank must stand up to the formidable army that Jigsaw has recruited before more of his evil deeds go unpunished.

You can watch the clips here!

To put it in terms involving its predecessor staring Thomas Jane; I’m hoping this Punny has less saving weird people in an apartment buildling and more Kevin Nash getting bashed over the head with boiling water.  I don’t think that’s asking too much.

FMQB says Rob Zombie has a new son on the Punisher soundtrack.   It get’s better.  It seems that the top-hatted one has a full length album coming out very soon as well as a 5 disc box set.  In a day where music most assuredly is not kicking ass, we are gauranteed to have an album that can grab the Jonas Brothers by their junkless private area and thrust kick them into a vat of boiling acid.  Much like Batman did to Jack Napier.  Peep:

Now that Rob Zombie has released a new single, “War Zone,” from the Punisher: War Zone soundtrack, of course fans want to know when a new record will be coming out. Zombie says that he is “almost finished” recording his new album and that it will be more of a group effort rather than a pure solo album.

“We’re almost finished. We’ll probably finish with the record completely before Christmas, and it’s great,” Zombie told MTV about his forthcoming, still-untitled effort. ”The unique thing about this record is, it’s the first time since White Zombie broke up that I’ve actually recorded with a band, in the sense that these are the guys that I tour with, that I hang out with, and we’re a band, and we’ll record as a band.”  The group in question includes guitarist John 5, drummer Tommy Clufetos and bassist Piggy D.

“The record’s hard to describe, but it’s just got a much more solid vibe, and it’s going to be a much more intricate, interesting record just due to the fact that we have four people that are in the room all the time, contributing and working on it,” Zombie continued. “For me, it’s great, because my solo records have been somewhat disjointed because there’s always a changing roster of people. Great things usually come out of situations where you have a great vibe and you can usually feel it. And that’s what’s going on here… Having a band helps because we change things at the spur of the moment. We’ll start with something in the morning, and by the end of the day, it’s morphed into something completely different.”

Meanwhile, on November 25, Zombie will release Let Sleeping Corpses Lie, the career-spanning, five-disc box set from White Zombie. And with that, he’s essentially closing the door on his former band for good.

Zombie’s music is fucking tight, catchy and has balls the size of that globe in Fight Club that rolls into the coffee shop.  It is EXACTLY what we need right.  AC/DC is at te top of the charts, Guns and Roses is releasing a new album and Metallica is on tour.  Do you think rock fans are getting sick and tired of this poppy drek that MTV is trying to pass off as real music?  I think you have your answer.  For your viewing pleasure, please click the above video to be treated to “Never Gonna Stop” by the aforementioned Rob Zombie.  It kicks ass, and so do I.

Lot’s of cool in a little package.  Definitely worth a click.  The Spirit still looks a little cheesy to me, but paired with Frank Castle and shirtless Statham, it’s a can’t miss formula.