Nerds everywhere are throwing their shoes into the nearest body of water in wasted attempt to land these sweet kicks.  While I don’t think you can actually wear these mind bottling Nikes, they would make a pretty sweet addition to any chick repeling collection.  Trust me, I’m not throwing stones.  I would like to sodomize myself with a cross training decepticon more than anyone.

Designboom.com has more pics of these fly sneakers.   As someone that grew up in the era where these things first gained notority, I take some measure of satisfaction in how relevant they still are.  It’s nice to not feel dated just yet.

*Editors Note: Yes, I am aware the term is “mind boggling.”  Please watch Blades of Glory and get back to me.  Sheesh.*

Autoblog.com has some interesting shit. Looks like the new Corvette is going to appear in Transformers 2.  Maybe TWO Corvettes.  It’s actually the only time I would consider looking foward to my midlife crisis. If the Vette I bought when I turned 45 turned into a big fucking robot with machine guns, I wouldn’t think it was so lame. 

There seems to be no confirmation on whether the thing is an Autobot or a Decipticon,  either way it looks like the Camero is in good company.  I’m sure GM botched this shit too. The car won’t even be availible till 2012 I’m sure.  You STILL can’t buy Bumblebee.  Why would you want people to be able to buy it when the biggest movie on the planet comes out?  AMC would never fall into that trap.  Gremlens and Pacers for everyone!!