The Top 10 Hottest Chicks in Video Games?

Game Daily is usually pretty lame.  I feel like it is run by non-gamers trying to capitalize on the passion and strength of the video game community.  For instance, how the shit can you have a list of the hottest broads in video games and not include Cammy? I admit, this Ivy broad from Soul Caliber is pretty bodacious, but Cammy did crazy things to my loins.  I remeber pausing Super Street Fighter to try and catch those buttocks the right angle. 

Of course, I’m a pervert but I have to think some other degenerates did the same.   I can’t be the only one that beat off to chicks with zeppelin sized boobs that wore thongs to fight ninjas and green monsters.  I treated my hog like the terrorists treated Leonardo Dicaprios fingers in Body of Evidence when I saw Cammy do that spinning kick.  Now that I think of it, Chun Li had a dumper on her for days as well.   The king snake for my money was Orchid from Killer Instinct.  I Randy Savaged my privates several times to her ultra kombo, let me tell ya.  Enough bad puns, time to wail away looking at old video game photos.  My life is in now way sad.  They are not all fap-worthy, but for the entire list click here.  I’m very interested in some of these fictional women and their memory card slots.  Okay that was the last one, I promise this time.  Really.

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15 Comments For This Post

  1. Marti Says:

    I gotta say that Cammy’s outfit is pretty damn hot. There are a few video game chicks that come to mind but I can’t seem to be able to put a name to a face.

    I do think that Lara Croft is the one video game chick that has created more fap sessions for the nerds than anyone else. I also think that I wouldn’t mind being put into the virtual world to go a few rounds with some of those chicks from Soul Caliber in that link.

  2. Rick Boyer Says:

    I discovered your homepage by coincidence.
    Very interesting posts and well written.
    I will put your site on my blogroll.
    :-)

  3. deepthroat Says:

    Speaking of bad puns, I used to get a Rod Strickland for Cammy when I played Street Fighter back in the day. People also had to watch out for my K19 “The Widowmaker” when I’d see Lara Croft.

  4. G-Money Says:

    Lara Croft. The movie makes me dig the game more.

  5. Justin Says:

    Cammy costume: http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s13/PeacefulBlueSky/Sexy%20Cosplay/Street_Fighter_Cammy_White-6.jpg

    Fap away, nerds.

  6. Jared Says:

    Wow totally got me I would totally jump up in the air with chun li and pause it just so i could look at the upskirt it was like a grey fuzz triangle but I’d still be a perv anyway and do it

  7. JustinWF Says:

    After reading the list I would say if you like cartoon chicks, the girl from Teeken 5 (Christie Monteiro) was pretty hot, and Taki from Soul Calibur has some of the biggest bresticals I have ever seen. How could you not have Chun Li, that is a major miss. Also where was princess Toadstool from Super Mario Bros., she was a piece of ass.

    This is what happens when there was no internet 15 years ago. You have to get you your porn fix by fapping to video games and Sears and JC Pennys langerie mag’s. I just wish I was 10 years younger, the internet would have made life so much easier as a young boy. Now if they could just build the female robots like you guys have talked about on your radio show, then life would be, relaxing.

  8. GamerTravis Says:

    Truly is a shame Cammy and Chung Li did not make the list. As was mentioned above, before the dawn of the internet much savaging was being done to game manuals and paused screens with those two. Also I don’t think some chick from rando Japanese games nobody has ever heard of should be allowed on the list. And for a laugh, take a look at the new Tomb Raider box. They don’t even bother to show her face anymore. Finally truth in advertising.

  9. Stolfus Says:

    I was reading through their list, when I came across this.

    “Taki’s martial arts moves are OK. But seeing as how her breasts grow with each new Super Calibur video game, we expect her to tip over by the fifth installment.”

    …..Super Calibur? Fuck is that, a spinoff where Ryu Hadokens Nightmare for an hour and a half?

  10. SuperPro Says:

    Mai Shiranui … I haven’t gone and look at the list yet cause i’m at work and it’s blocked but, that’s all I have to say about this topic…. Mai Shiranui

  11. Frank Says:

    Chun Li was a an obvious oversight. Moreover, Dina Bickell’s spectacular ass on Wii Sports should get a mention…

  12. Tim Says:

    Man, I also paused those damn games back then for a cheap thrill. Ughh, if my wife only knew ;-P

    I’m glad Ivy’s on there though, a truly curvy hot ass chick.

  13. tbone Says:

    haha, rick boyer has a blogroll. too funny.

  14. Dave Says:

    Does anyone remember the cheeleaders from the Tecmo games? I’m not sure if it was Tecmo Bowl or Tecmo Superbowl, but one of them had a cutscene at half time of a cheeleader jumping in the air. Hello panties!

  15. Orion Says:

    Holy Shit, who is this Christie Monteiro girl?

    I always found a wet spot in my pants after I got my ass kicked by Chun Li, but you’re right Vlad - Cammy has the best ass in video game history.

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