Holy shit how do you live with yourself? Only a mom could love someone who looks like that. You have a grin on your face, but if you had any self respect you should at least be crying on the inside.
There is nothing wrong with a horribly fat revolting obese belly, that fish tasting vomit flavor you taste in the back of your mouth… is a good thing. We should encourage blue shorts to pack on another 20, he could probably qualify for disability, get a phone with giant numbers so his fat stoopid sausage stick fingers can dial up sone fat chicks digits
after wiping the bile off my chin i took another gander and i dont understand WHY his shirt is off? it would appear as if its been removed and placed on the nearby couch.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Perfect
October 27th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
That is gross!
October 27th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Just Healthy Man…
October 27th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
small nips big everything else
October 27th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
nice stretch marks fatty.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
what would liz think?
October 27th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
OMG, not much left to say……………………
October 27th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Thats a deal breaker with liz
October 27th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Thats a deal breaker with liz
October 27th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
he is shaped like the Liberty Bell.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Jabba the shorts.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Good God…
October 27th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
the last time you’ll ever mess up a lunch order……
October 27th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
For a guy who is broke, it doesn’t look like he has missed a meal
October 27th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Well… I can understand why he might not want that making the rounds. Certainly worse than his other shirtless pictures, which is saying something.
I won’t say too much though. I used to be quite heavy and have some awful pictures that can attest to that. Need to wrangle yourself in Blue Dick.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
i feel like im gonna throw up
October 27th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
I would not accept grocery store flowers from this man…
October 27th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
“just from knees to boobs”….”you have a great face”
October 27th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
maybe someone else should skip the mayo
October 27th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Yeah, a large t-shirt is definitely for you Blue Shorts, you fat lying fuck.
Fallout Boy called, they think your pants are tight.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Oh. My. God. Please tell me Ms. Drabick will be seeing this.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
just another fat white dude why is he so afraid?
October 27th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
“just from knees to boobs”
October 27th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Dunlap syndrome is a horrible affliction affecting more and more people everyday.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
what is liz doing with her life
October 27th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
My self esteem just skyrocketed
October 27th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Now we know where all the Snacks of the Round Table extras went
October 27th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
So, blueshorts, you are a fat fuck. Me too, but doesn’t being afraid of the picture make you a pussy too?
October 27th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Holy shit how do you live with yourself? Only a mom could love someone who looks like that. You have a grin on your face, but if you had any self respect you should at least be crying on the inside.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
There is nothing wrong with a horribly fat revolting obese belly, that fish tasting vomit flavor you taste in the back of your mouth… is a good thing. We should encourage blue shorts to pack on another 20, he could probably qualify for disability, get a phone with giant numbers so his fat stoopid sausage stick fingers can dial up sone fat chicks digits
October 27th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
snyder should sign him to play defensive tackle next to haynesworth
October 27th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
Milk was a bad choice
October 27th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Where’s the Fat Guy Strangler When You Need Him….
October 27th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Aww man, poor Blue Shorts.
October 27th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Fuck it. Nothing to be ashamed of. Unless you’re a woman.
October 27th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
He’s kinda like a reverse Bobble Head . . . & this man has a girlfriend?!? Man! I gotta let my self go!!!
October 27th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
I thought that I was out of shape… I look like a model compared to him.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:21 am
Wow… just… wow.
And to think I thought Blue Shorts was one of the more put-together ones of the group.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:44 am
Nice picture!
Smart money says it was taken by his Mom…just before he had sex with her.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:11 am
Dukes–I didn’t know you hang with Mike Williams?
October 28th, 2009 at 4:22 am
I feel so much better about myself. Thanks for keeping the bar low Blue Shorts!
October 28th, 2009 at 8:07 am
after wiping the bile off my chin i took another gander and i dont understand WHY his shirt is off? it would appear as if its been removed and placed on the nearby couch.
so again i ask… (Liz), why is his shirt off?
October 28th, 2009 at 8:32 am
I wonder what he would look like running the 40 shirtless? He looks like jabba watching over the Rancor pit.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Good lord. Poor Drabick has this to look forward to?
October 28th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
geeeeez Happy Bday Liz, you should wrap your body in foil and give yourself to Liz as a hershey kiss.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Bet he does a spectecular Truffle Shuffle.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Are those strectch marks (lower right torso)? or did Blue shorts get into a fight with Wolverine?
October 29th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
words do not begin to describe!
October 29th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
mommy, i’m scared.make the fat man go away
October 29th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
A hairy gut, tits, and double chin? Get thee to a diet!!!!
October 30th, 2009 at 7:22 am
Andre Smith called. He wants his boobs back.
November 2nd, 2009 at 10:44 pm
You made this man eat a subway sandwich as punishment Chad? That\’s cruel.
November 5th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
You look like a perfect candidate for Chipolte-Away spray
November 14th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
River.