Look, I’m not a dick. I don’t like it that women starve themselves. That advertising is making preteen girls into sexual creatures. It’s all bad for society. So the concept of using normal looking women in comercials is fine with me. I never understood why guys like Kevin James and George Lopez and that dude from Still Standing are married to thin, hot chicks in their TV shows. It’s not fair. You can be a fat slob if you are a man and still be on TV. If you are a woman, you have to be thin, young and hot. It’s bullshit.
There is a LINE, however. Dove has a new commercial running on television that features a gaggle of some of the most unattractive women I have ever had the displeasure of laying eyes on. They are pictured above and trust me, the pics look better than the video. These women are horrifying. There are not enough silver bullets and crosses on earth to quell this monstrous uprising. Stock up on holy water before you watch this fucking video. Big Brown thinks that first white broad has giant gums. Most of these mutants should be crewing the decks of the flying dutchmen. They should be extras on The Hills Have Eyes. Tyrone Hill and Clint Howard are on my phone and they think these women are lacking in facial appeal. For more of this freakshow, put on your lead vest, throw some garlic around your neck and click HERE.
October 25th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
let your beauty sing chad
October 25th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
jesus christ take a gander at them gums! puts mr. ed to shame.
October 25th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Doesn’t your arguement about fat guys and hot chicks fly in the face of your own life? Crude, Overweight funny man and the attractive woman who loves him, despite his many faults? You and Princess dukes are a sitcom waiting to happen.
October 25th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Fucking Tyrone Hill!!!
October 25th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Haha the lady that posted the video is already deleting the comments from thefukerton readers.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:34 am
Good god, I dont know whats worse, Dr Gums, or the comments on that video that didn\’t get deleted.
October 26th, 2009 at 9:04 am
When the woman rolls her eyes I have to turn it off, it’s too fucking scary.
October 26th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Yea the whole liberated attitude that women get when they see ugly chicks on TV really pisses me off. Just because ugly women are on TV they think that their stock has been raised in the real world. I left a good comment on the video with the sn: B2thaP, I’m sure it won’t last long though.
October 26th, 2009 at 11:47 am
I haven’t seen gums like that since Miles Austin in the 4th quarter yesterday.
October 27th, 2009 at 12:13 am
Great idea for an add campaign. I am down with the idea of real women in adds. And even in tv.
But can we at least get decent looking broads?
Do not under any circumstances go to the video! I made the mistake.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Here’s why the women are all so butt-ugly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vz-JWXCViQ&NR=1
Campaign for Self-Esteem… HA! That’s why they are all ugly broads.
(I mean, that’s a good message, but…too funny)
October 27th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
ew.. yeah never buying dove again….
“do your knees sort of wrinkle?” — that is foul
October 29th, 2009 at 7:51 am
All that is teaching girls is either you are hot and skinny or fat and unattractive.